Well, if you dollop a big lump of butter into the pan you fried the steak in

and swish it around, scraping all the meaty bits off the pan, and add a glass or two of red wine and heat vigorously till it reduces and goes smooth and shiny (may need a little more butter) then you've got something delicious that COULD be called "gravy" I spose

Posted By: Old Git on November 22nd 2007 at 16:21:11

Message Thread

Dinner (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:14:36
- which one would you tenderise 1st the steak or her? (n/m) (NCFC) - green n yella beaver, Nov 22, 16:33:49
  - Good question (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:34:57
    - Is she fit? (n/m) (NCFC) - StrangeBrew, Nov 22, 16:42:57
      - Aye, very (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:43:40
    - Tip. (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 22, 16:39:07
    - use a malett on them both - that way they will both be soft and squidgy (n/m) (NCFC) - green n yella beaver, Nov 22, 16:36:44
      - IED PUMMELING AWAY (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 16:39:10
        
        before she arrives???? (n/m) (NCFC) - green n yella beaver, Nov 22, 16:40:26
        
        Would be the sensible thing to do (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 16:44:31
        
        He'll last longer that way (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 22, 16:42:36
- Steak with gravy is wrong (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 22, 16:17:21
  - Well, if you dollop a big lump of butter into the pan you fried the steak in (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 22, 16:21:11
    - How would one get it to thicken though? (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 22, 16:23:31
      - Heat (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 22, 16:29:34
      - Reduce man, reduce. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 22, 16:24:48
    - Are you sure you're not having duck? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 22, 16:21:34
  - Well, if you dollop a big lump of butter into the pan you fried the steak in (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 22, 16:21:06
  - *Bearnaise* Apologies, frogs. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 22, 16:20:22
  - ..or a nice dollop of HP (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 22, 16:18:20
    - Peasant! (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 22, 16:19:29
      - not with steak, perhaps surf n turf? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 22, 16:20:04
- What kind of steak ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 22, 16:16:58
  - Steak from Iceland (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:19:17
    - Farmfoods is a miilion times better than Iceland (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 16:25:49
      - I always find a butcher isn't a bad option (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 22, 16:26:26
        
        Top patronising (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 22, 16:29:01
        
        I just buy a cow and butcher it with my bear hands. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 22, 16:32:08
        
        Bear hands! Cool, I wish I had those. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 22, 16:33:20
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 22, 16:37:53
        
        i rear my cows myself (n/m) (NCFC) - blindovabatski, Nov 22, 16:33:09
        
        You sick bastard (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:35:08
        
        a bit, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - blindovabatski, Nov 22, 16:39:09
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 16:36:53
        
        ROFL (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 16:27:13
        
        I'm a student - I can't afford luxuries! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:27:12
    - DON'T OVERCOOK IT (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 22, 16:23:04
    - When you say steak do you actually mean beef burger? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 22, 16:22:48
    - boiled a puffin from Reykjavík? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 16:22:18
      - Nah, Fulford Road's 'finest' (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:23:36
    - You're shitting me? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 22, 16:21:52
      - Aye, Iceland (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:22:59
    - Whale? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 22, 16:20:34
      - I reckon she might be (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 22, 16:24:50
      - hbrrrrrrrrrrrrhhrrbawwwrr!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 16:23:52
      - Polar bear, obviously (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 22, 16:22:51
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 22, 16:19:54
  - Is she a veggie? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 22, 16:17:37

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