Halitosis is lethal....

Once experienced a date with a bird who had that big time. My thoughts were... Do I do the decent thing and tell her that her breath is repulsive or I shall I leave it to some other poor bastard to find out. I chose the latter.

Posted By: Bertie Biggins on May 9th 2005 at 16:34:33

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Anyone ever... (Other Football) - Ashton4England, May 9, 16:23:27
- extending the theme somewhat (Other Football) - camcan, May 9, 16:52:50
  - so you've big tits then (Other Football) - duke of york, May 9, 16:56:48
    - I was the minimum end of the scale..! (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 9, 16:58:41
      - Prove it. (n/m) (Other Football) - d0mj4y, May 9, 17:00:26
        
        Win on Sunday and anything could happen.. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 9, 17:04:02
        
        Where are you sitting? ;-) (n/m) (Other Football) - d0mj4y, May 9, 17:04:56
        
        lmao (n/m) (Other Football) - Ashton4England, May 9, 17:03:50
- yep, would normally say something after a while if it was getting silly (Other Football) - Gus Poyet 26, May 9, 16:42:03
  - What, like (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:49:49
    - not as blatent as that, but yeah, something like (Other Football) - Gus Poyet 26, May 9, 17:00:30
    - I was thinking myabe in a pub you'd get away with it... (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:50:39
      - And (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:51:52
        
        as long as you don't get your cock out (Other Football) - SCC 26, May 9, 16:52:29
        
        oh that's how you lost your job (n/m) (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:53:56
        
        more to it than that (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, May 9, 16:55:08
        
        there was already a ferret in your trousers when it happened (n/m) (Other Football) - Gus Poyet 26, May 9, 17:02:20
- There can't be a bloke in the country who hasn't done that (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:32:17
  - The fact this woman looked like she was... (Other Football) - Ashton4England, May 9, 16:39:38
  - there can't be a bloke in Ipswich who hasn't done that to his mother... nm (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, May 9, 16:36:13
- Yes, v. embarrassingly (Other Football) - Capital Canary, May 9, 16:27:46
  - I walked past her yesterday and it's impossible not to look! (n/m) (Other Football) - Surrey, May 9, 16:28:45
    - I saw a stunning girl on Saturday at Norwich station..... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, May 9, 16:32:39
- Yes (Other Football) - Bertie Biggins, May 9, 16:26:32
  - the wife finally caved in? (n/m) (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:27:10
    - Not married fortunately. (Other Football) - Bertie Biggins, May 9, 16:29:29
      - haha good work... (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:32:18
        
        No no, Brandy (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:37:38
        
        haha... (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:43:02
        
        derr! Even I know what Jarrolds is (n/m) (Other Football) - Gus Poyet 26, May 9, 16:54:21
        
        Are you not a Naarich boy then? (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:47:19
        
        Oh god don't you know... (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:49:27
        
        Well may I congratulate on the way you have overcome your unfortunate start in life (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:54:42
        
        thank you very much...anyway... (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 17:01:05
        
        A touching tale of two lives rescued and put on the path to true happiness (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 17:07:11
        
        but is now a cockney wide boy (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, May 9, 16:51:22
        
        The Harrods of Norwich... (Other Football) - Surrey, May 9, 16:46:17
        
        had it in my head that jarrold was something to do with Catering. (n/m) (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:50:00
        
        dept store.... used to be known as the South Stand nm (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, May 9, 16:44:37
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Ashton4England, May 9, 16:41:38
        
        I've told you before Brandon, you don't have to keep going to the Unibond... (Other Football) - Surrey, May 9, 16:35:50
        
        she was Premier League... (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:40:33
        
        But was she a minx? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:43:59
        
        she was all that (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:47:26
        
        this is starting to get heartbreaking!! (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 9, 16:54:42
        
        haha a Monday afternoon tale for all... (n/m) (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 16:57:31
        
        Bloody hell, anal sex on the first date (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:53:40
        
        Anal sex is a road I don't go down... (Other Football) - Bertie Biggins, May 9, 16:55:05
        
        Only speculating as to what qualifies for the youth of today (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 17:03:42
        
        oh wasn't it you and the Panda... (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 17:06:42
        
        Together? (Other Football) - d0mj4y, May 9, 17:13:50
        
        very good (n/m) (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 17:15:39
        
        LOL, but that wasn't a first date! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 17:13:40
        
        haha ok... (n/m) (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 17:15:29
        
        haha same here really (Other Football) - 11_59 to zero, May 9, 17:02:52
- Me (Other Football) - nickinoo, May 9, 16:25:13
  - lezza ... n/m (n/m) (Other Football) - bjt, May 9, 16:27:37
    - Fook me (Other Football) - nickinoo, May 9, 16:30:48
      - What I meant was (Other Football) - nickinoo, May 9, 16:32:42
        
        Good grief woman (Other Football) - Old Git, May 9, 16:39:34
        
        Thank god for that (Other Football) - nickinoo, May 9, 16:50:43
- PK (Other Football) - SCC 26, May 9, 16:24:21
  - Am i?...... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, May 9, 16:29:25
    - Always the last to know (Other Football) - GripperStebson, May 9, 16:32:14
      - Halitosis is lethal.... (Other Football) - Bertie Biggins, May 9, 16:34:33

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