Yo Mutherf**ker

You need to be black, preferably look like Snoop Dogg with a permanent half assed grin, and wear stuff a 1930's jazz player would; the trilby, the cream coloured cashmere coat slung lightly over the shoulders, the razor sharp pinstripe suit and the two tone shoes.

You should travel accompanied by two beautiful but demure ladies, both wearing next to nothing and both giggling coquettishly. You should grab a handful of their hair and sniff it appreciatively when talking to a prospective punter. Pepper the conversation with words like "baby" "cool daddio" "b***h" "Motherf**ka" and "the juice baby, the juice". Then offer the punter a session with said girl by using the term "it's on baby, this b***h is chillin' for a mutherf**kin' bone. £150"

Or, to convince people you're a local pimp, talk like Vinny Jones.....

Posted By: Chunter on October 28th 2007 at 19:12:09

Message Thread

Anyone know how to dress as a pimp? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 28, 18:59:33
- The only one I know only has one leg, if that helps. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 28, 19:14:04
- Yo Mutherfucker (NCFC) - Chunter, Oct 28, 19:12:09
  - Hmmm (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 28, 19:19:16
    - Some sort of chain attire prehaps? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Oct 28, 19:23:19
      - and some Cuban Heels of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 28, 19:25:32
- Brandinihohohohohohoho dresses like one...ask him (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Oct 28, 19:06:38
  - Thought so (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 28, 19:07:48
- Ask Bleu's dad (n/m) (NCFC) - maddog, Oct 28, 19:01:30
- Let me go have a look down the street and i shall report back. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Oct 28, 19:00:37

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