Hardly surprising

This is the result of TOP SECRET ANIMAL WARFARE experiments carried out by the CIA who had previously TRAINED DOLPHINS TO BLOW UP COMMUNIST SUBMARINES. Indeed, GORDON BROWN recently gave the order that WILLIAM HAGUE should be the subject of a vicious attack by a pair of STASI-TRAINED ALPACAS, in an attempt to head off his continuing political resurgence. Hague survived only through his advanced Jiu-Jitsu skills. NORWICH CITY FOOTBALL CLUB is no stranger to these techniques, a TEAM OF SPECIALLY TRAINED MUPPETS being employed to get rid of PETER GRANT and now JIM DUFFY. These attacks will continue UNTIL GARY MEGSON IS ONCE MORE IN THE MANAGERIAL CHAIR AND ROBERT CHASE IS IN THE BOARD CHAIR.

FACT!

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist on October 22nd 2007 at 12:22:30

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Death by monkeys! (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 22, 11:58:15
- Hardly surprising (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 22, 12:22:30
  - So, Conspiracy Theorist, any ideas on why Hamilton didn't win the championship ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 22, 12:24:20
    - Yes, that's obvious too (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 22, 12:29:48
      - Not the Academicals you twat (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 22, 12:31:42
    - Bacause he isn't real - he's a wax work dummy - (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 12:27:05
- Excellent, human induced monkey gang warfare. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 22, 12:12:00
  - i reckon they've been listening to Bill Bailey (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 22, 12:26:52
    - Perhaps the squirrel racists will train crack teams of reds? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 12:31:02

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