Cats can be lovely

Toss off some pancetta, add three quarts of fresh sewerage, bring to the boil, suspend your cat by its toenails and lower head first.

Course, you can't eat it, but it's a larff, innit. You little tiger!

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on October 22nd 2007 at 11:52:12

Message Thread

Lots of infighting in the Barclay on Saturday between the 'booers' and the 'supporters'. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:14:27
- Lovely old internecine battles (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 22, 11:40:59
- Did anyone do "where were you when we were shit?" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 11:27:29
- How did the "slightly equivocals" get on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 11:25:47
  - "noice hotel, footballlls shit" (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 22, 11:27:25
- Booers? Shunt they have bin in Paris? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 22, 11:16:38
  - Yes, instead we had a booer war (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 22, 11:17:04
    - I think you're both thinking of 'boers' (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:21:08
      - And you're a crushing booer for saying my post was "banal" beastly bum (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 22, 11:22:25
        
        I am not a cat fan or a 'cute cartoons of cats' fan. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:35:15
        
        Cats can be lovely (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Oct 22, 11:52:12
        
        arf (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 22, 11:52:51
        
        Amen, brother - moggy motherfuckers (n/m) (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Oct 22, 11:52:39
        
        you'd like mine, he's mental (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 22, 11:46:03
        
        You see, no - I wouldn't. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:51:55
        
        You have no heart (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 22, 11:52:26
        
        I'm with Malky. Cats are shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 22, 11:36:14
        
        correct! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 22, 11:48:25
        
        Just because one ate your girlfriend :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 22, 11:51:55
        
        ??? (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 22, 11:53:22
        
        fish bummer (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 22, 11:54:07
        
        haha, the old ones are the best! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 22, 11:55:27
        
        ...you prefer to bum the older fish, then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Oct 22, 11:56:23
        
        a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 22, 11:58:40
      - Bunch of farmers (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 22, 11:22:21
        
        and they were all in the local English pub in Leiden, somehow. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 22, 11:25:34
- you lads sit a few row in front of me. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 22, 11:16:20
  - He and his brother were certainly very animated. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:19:54
    - Yes. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 22, 11:21:48
      - hmmm, we were talking about possibly moving next season. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:34:31
        
        Where to? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 22, 11:36:51
        
        You know this (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:37:48
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 22, 11:37:18
  - Was there really a 'Selwyn is a wanker' chant? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 22, 11:16:57
    - It was more 'Selwyn, you're a cunt' (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:17:36
      - It as after the final whistle - he and his brother were having animated conversations with (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 22, 11:45:38
      - Accurate at least, then (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 22, 11:18:57
      - What sort of parent calls their kid "Selwyn"? Cruel! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 22, 11:18:47
      - Quality. Roffelle. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 22, 11:18:36
- football war (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 22, 11:14:51

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