I farted in M and S once

in their food hall. It really stunk 'cos I'd had a vindaloo with extra chillies and a large portion of Sag Aloo the night before, and I hadn't had a poo for a week.

Anyway, was just walking round the sandwich bit when I let rip. You know it's bad when you feel faint and it's yours. It caused elderly women to check their colostomy bags were still attached.....

Some Marks female employee had to come out and spray it with air freshener......

Posted By: Chunter on October 20th 2007 at 21:47:42


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