Poached curate's egg in a small vaccine of hogfroth, sprinkled with
shavings of koivulva, served with a side dish of blistered animalteats resting uncomfortably on a taffeta basket of alisondrip and poised chubb. It would, naturally, come with hairy whitebait, nortons utilities and glazed eye of the storm. All whilst listening to Teenage Labotomy by The Ramones as Charlotte Church greases her arms for insertion.
Posted By: malkybarkid on October 19th 2007 at 11:48:59
Message Thread
- What's everyone having for lunch ? I was considering some (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 19, 11:39:13
- Poached curate's egg in a small vaccine of hogfroth, sprinkled with (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 11:48:59
- Good. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 19, 12:00:18
- Put like that, it's hard to say no. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 12:02:33
- Tudders! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 19, 12:04:07
- Put like that, it's hard to say no. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 12:02:33
- Good. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 19, 12:00:18
- Jessica Alba (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 19, 11:46:46
- Quiche. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:42:37
- quiche is for cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 11:43:38
- Yeah. Functional eating today. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:47:23
- I usually see Asda as somewhere to go if I'm feeling ugly (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 11:49:17
- That's what I use Yorkshire for. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:58:41
- Asda is for cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 19, 11:50:27
- oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 11:53:37
- He'll kick himself when he realises. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:57:08
- Who? Me? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 19, 11:59:47
- You'll have to use your gout-free foot to do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 12:01:35
- Which of his feet has a goat on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 19, 12:17:21
- The left. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 19, 12:20:15
- Doesn't that get awkward at work? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 19, 12:27:37
- The left. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 19, 12:20:15
- Which of his feet has a goat on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 19, 12:17:21
- No, Cliff Richards. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 12:01:28
- Am I being a twat? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 19, 12:03:35
- You'll have to use your gout-free foot to do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 12:01:35
- Who? Me? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 19, 11:59:47
- He'll kick himself when he realises. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:57:08
- Yeah - and they're on 4-for-3 at the moment as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 19, 11:50:50
- oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 11:53:37
- Do you go up to the girl on the till, stare at her and say "Go on then - slap your arse"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 19, 11:50:17
- I usually see Asda as somewhere to go if I'm feeling ugly (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 11:49:17
- Yeah. Functional eating today. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 19, 11:47:23
- quiche is for cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 19, 11:43:38
- Poached curate's egg in a small vaccine of hogfroth, sprinkled with (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 19, 11:48:59
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