Your porn star name

Apparently a classic way for a porn star to formulate their screen alias (following on the wiki page about Bambi Woods) is to take the name of your first pet as the Christian name, and then use your middle name as the surname

Which makes me Squeak Noble.

I guess that makes me a gay porn star.

Posted By: Old Git on October 12th 2007 at 12:16:24

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Your porn star name (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:16:24
- mines mickey owen !! (n/m) (General Chat) - matgore, Oct 12, 13:17:09
- I'm Bubbles Andrew, so does that make me bisexual? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 12, 12:48:54
  - Nah... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 12:50:50
    - Cool, think I'll hook up with Squeak Noble for some choccy jocking (n/m) (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 12, 12:52:47
- God puts his feet up after a busy six days (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 12, 12:44:16
  - I yield to your greater expertise in porn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:47:13
- Cream Bun Jones (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 12:39:36
- I thought it was the name of your first car followed by your current medication (General Chat) - skelbridge, Oct 12, 12:39:18
  - Ford Popular Leeches (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 13:23:48
    - I don't believe that all of that is true. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 12, 13:45:34
      - mine is 100% true (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 12, 13:51:48
  - Samba Gaviscon (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 12, 13:00:23
  - Beetle Anusole (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 12:56:31
  - Fiesta Bandage (n/m) (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Oct 12, 12:53:15
  - Nova Rennie (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 12, 12:45:33
  - Astra NightNurse (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 12, 12:44:00
  - Chevvy Prozac. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 12, 12:43:53
  - Discovery Sinutab (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:40:43
    - Uno Deep-Heat (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 12, 13:11:33
- Flappy Weston (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 12:34:14
  - Flappy is a funny name for a goose (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:37:49
    - He was a blue budgie. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 12:38:24
      - Schizo (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:39:43
      - Binner (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 12:39:02
  - Liar (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 12:36:49
    - Nope - budgie called 'Flappy', Mum's maiden name is 'Weston' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 12:37:58
- Grumpus Carter. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 12, 12:30:08
  - apt for a shithead (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 12, 12:38:14
  - You wouldn't get much work with a name like that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:37:12
    - A have a fantastic arse though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 12, 12:39:06
      - Too much information (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:41:00
      - *I (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 12, 12:39:32
        
        I think "A have..." is better. Makes you sound a tad Deliverencesque (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 12:41:16
        
        Squeal, Piggy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 12, 12:42:07
        
        You seem to have confoosed me with pants... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 12, 12:43:39
        
        ......... (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:46:20
        
        He sure do have a purty mouth (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:43:30
- The Crank (n/m) (General Chat) - BoundsGreen, Oct 12, 12:27:02
- pants (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 12, 12:26:44
- Bruno Nunn (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 12, 12:24:46
- Oh, and the surname is meant to be your mother's maiden name. works far better! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 12, 12:21:18
  - Squeak Merrell (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:42:53
- Snowy Stearn (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 12, 12:20:37
  - Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:30:30
    - Stick Clark (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 12, 12:33:58
- you really have a middle name of Noble? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 12, 12:20:32
  - I do, but since I am no longer a small child I am not embarrassed about it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:31:36
    - i think it's a shame you don't use it on here (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 12, 12:34:01
- anyway, I thought it was your first pet, followed by mother's maiden name, which makes me, (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 12, 12:20:31
  - Racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:37:27
- wrong! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 12, 12:20:26
  - Honey Cheek (n/m) (General Chat) - Phil_Collins, Oct 12, 13:14:27
  - Cowley Twix (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 12, 12:40:19
  - Muff Dimmock (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:32:22
  - or your first pet's name & the name of the first Street you lived on (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 12, 12:23:49
    - Sanderling Mint Aero (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Oct 12, 12:38:35
  - In that case... (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 12, 12:21:56
    - that gives me (General Chat) - raretek, Oct 12, 12:26:53
- ... (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 12, 12:19:08
  - Diseased porn star (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:29:59
- I think if you have Noble as a middle name, you're half way there already. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 12, 12:18:52
  - Mekon head (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 12:31:48
    - Its the rolluf, it's the rolluf! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 12:35:49
      - Did you get that other one? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 12, 12:36:55
        
        Yep - it was fantastic! I did reply. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 12:39:33
    - The swelling has reduced now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 12, 12:35:43
- mine is WW2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 12, 12:18:22

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