FAO: Mr. Ben Graves

Good morning,

I am aware that this message board was constructed by your good self using the PHP web scripting language.

I myself am a professional systems developer with some eight years experience with PHP.

Please would you consider a suggestion? I could, with no difficulty, provide you with a short snippet of code that would censor use of the word "Doomcaster".

Why would you consider that? Because use of "Doomcaster"proves beyond all argument that the user is a) humourless and b) a dipstick of gold-seal, ocean-going, ermine-trimmed standard, and if you're not part of the solution, franklly, you're part of the problem.

Please allow me to make this board, and it's non-cock-jockey users, look better. Much better.

Love,

AB

Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 11th 2007 at 09:30:18

Message Thread

FAO: Mr. Ben Graves (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 11, 09:30:18
- I like this bit.. (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 11, 10:13:22
  - i'm imagining this (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 11, 10:15:18
    - roffelle (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 11, 10:16:02
      - Hint got no text for the Schools News Update one - have emailed Bev. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 11, 10:17:54
- You big fanny. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 11, 10:11:51
  - Your Facebook profile picture is absolutely incredible! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 11, 10:17:18
    - It's obvious (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 11, 10:23:07
      - I'm staying well clear of Liverpool (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 11, 10:26:20
        
        best i get out quickly then (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFCDoomcaster4life, Oct 11, 10:31:32
        
        rolf lundgren (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 11, 10:34:40
        
        His cardy sleeves match his skin (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 11, 10:27:01
    - A year in Liverpool. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 11, 10:22:28
      - Wasn't John Thaw in that? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 11, 10:24:14
    - That was his "face"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 11, 10:21:45
    - I saw that this morning. I think he was climaxing when the camera went off. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 11, 10:20:17
      - yuck! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 11, 10:22:21
        
        Whoopie! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 11, 10:42:33
        
        Is the right answer. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 11, 10:45:24
        
        I'm not old enough to remember that. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 11, 10:24:41
        
        Shut yer neck (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 11, 10:28:28
- Sir Ranrolf Feinnes (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 11, 10:07:14
- FAO everybody else (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 11, 09:53:02
  - I wrote a story about Eberneezer Doomcaster and the Ghost of Midfield past once (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Oct 11, 10:46:08
  - Anybody see Doomcaster on Angular Nooze (n/m) (General Chat) - lappinitup, Oct 11, 10:05:20
    - I thought Mr Doomcaster looked ill (n/m) (General Chat) - lappinitup, Oct 11, 10:06:00
      - How about if Doomcaster upsets some.. The Doomeister, The Doomster, Dick & Doom. (n/m) (General Chat) - lappinitup, Oct 11, 10:09:12
        
        *************tumbleweed***************** *** (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 11, 10:11:58
- But - isn't it quite useful to have such a reliable signifier of whose posts not to read? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 11, 09:45:34
  - Easy. Just read the name (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 11, 09:48:40
- What the man said, with icing, cherries and hundreds and thousands on top. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 11, 09:40:04
- I like (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 11, 09:38:15
- Doomcaster! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 11, 09:33:25
  - Doomcastertastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 11, 09:34:43
- Smiley faces (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 11, 09:32:49
  - I HATE those (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 11, 09:51:06
    - :-D (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 11, 10:13:48
      - I don't mind ones like that, now you've explained what they are (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 11, 10:24:31
  - I could, but let it be indicative of my taste and professionalism (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 11, 09:37:07
    - I admire your integrity (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 11, 09:37:56
  - yeah (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 11, 09:35:06
    - and avatars! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 11, 09:36:12
      - The day this board has avatars, signatures and smileys (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 11, 09:38:22
        
        Dumbing down is the future (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 11, 09:41:04
    - Pate du canard? (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 11, 09:36:03
      - closest i could find (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 11, 09:41:11
      - racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 11, 09:37:23
        
        Stella Artois and baguettes (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 11, 09:39:23
        
        Saint Ella isn't in the top two lagers in France. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 11, 09:41:29
        
        those tasteless peasants (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 11, 09:43:48
        
        You are joking ? It's shit ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 11, 09:46:52
        
        I can't get emotional (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 11, 09:48:25
        
        Me neither. I just sell it. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 11, 09:50:27
        
        i know the Heineken you used to get over here was (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 11, 10:16:36
- thanks for that (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 11, 09:32:25
- isn't there someone with the username Doomcaster? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 11, 09:32:17
- roflcaster (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 11, 09:31:50
  - Lovely old combination of rofl and Domcaster. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Oct 11, 10:23:24

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