Oh, I saw a great one at a pub in Norfolk yares agew. Was a mate's

18th birthday and his whole family was there. Somebody ordered him a stripper (topless only) who arrived covered in balloons and handed him a pin to pop them with. Of course, she'd dragged him up onto a stage first.

Then, she continued the act by unbuttoning his trousers and dropping them, leaving him only in his boxers. At this point everyone was laughing, as it was quite mild - even his grandparents were chuckling along.

Until the trousers dropped and his quite impressive trouser tent appeared.

Had he dropped the pin, you would have heard it. So embarrassed for him, not even his teenage mates laughed!

Posted By: Steve in Holland on October 8th 2007 at 15:17:17

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Last time you had you an embarrassing stiffy was? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 14:59:56
- A stiffy in a kilt is a right bastard (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 8, 15:19:52
- About 17 years ago whilst slow-dancing in Peppermint Park. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 15:13:55
  - Tudor hall surely? Or is it really THAT long ago.... pass the Werthers (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 8, 17:35:30
  - 'come on let's wait for the slowies to come on' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 15:16:38
    - Those were the days. Would have been Henry's still I reckon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 15:17:54
- Not me, but a friend of mine... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 8, 15:12:38
  - Oh, I saw a great one at a pub in Norfolk yares agew. Was a mate's (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 15:17:17
    - Scottow Barns it was (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 15:27:18
    - get in! I'd have laughed, hahahahaahh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 15:22:14
- I am never embarrased by my stiffies (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Oct 8, 15:07:23
  - Yep, spose you can't be embarrased by what you can't see. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 15:10:56
    - How did you know I was blind?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Oct 8, 15:12:49
      - Cos you've got your Superman Y-Fronts on back to front. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 8, 15:18:37
- couple of weeks ago when being examined by doctor (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Oct 8, 15:05:55
  - did you blind him in one eye? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 15:06:53
    - her, no but i found it all very embarrassing (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Oct 8, 15:07:51
      - serious? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 15:14:36
        
        yes serious and embarrassing , so much so i have changed GPs (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Oct 8, 15:39:26
        
        Is there a cure for Raging horn at the dr's? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 8, 15:44:47
        
        Think Mo Mowlam doing scat (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 15:46:08
        
        She laughed, didn't she? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 8, 15:41:40
        
        well ... she was examining one of the ball-bags................ (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Oct 8, 15:49:59
        
        How many ball-bags have you got? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 8, 15:54:21
        
        Perhaps that's why it was so embarassing - he has one per ball? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 8, 16:19:11
        
        Maybe she had a little tug at it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 15:43:08
      - Did you tell her that she might feel a little prick? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 8, 15:12:27
- half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 8, 15:02:24
- this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 8, 15:00:54

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