I never had a piece of toast particular long and wide
But fell upon the sanded floor, and always on the buttered side
I've forgotten who wrote that but I think it's 18th century and thus a very old phenomenon
Posted By: Old Git on October 2nd 2007 at 15:37:14
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- "but cos I'm famous"... (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 2, 16:02:59
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- that made me laugh too (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 2, 16:03:41
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- ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 15:55:13
- my God those are terrible (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 15:59:44
- This one was OK (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 16:01:38
- are they all as shit as the first story? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 2, 15:57:13
- Apparently so, I was just about to add ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 15:59:55
- They do marginally improve (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 15:59:24
- my God those are terrible (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 15:59:44
- ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 15:55:13
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- Well (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 2, 15:46:08
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- Bastard! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 2, 15:46:32
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- _ _ _ _ _ people and gun crime (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 2, 15:39:20
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- Woman being late (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 15:35:27
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- Disappointment, love...but the other way round (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 2, 15:32:25
- toast landing butter side down when you accidentally knock it off the table (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 2, 15:32:02
- I never had a piece of toast particular long and wide (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 15:37:14
- ever since toast has been invented in fact (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 2, 15:49:14
- you obviously buttered the wrong side (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 15:34:06
- excellent - keep it up! (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Oct 2, 15:32:23
- I never had a piece of toast particular long and wide (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 15:37:14
- humans having 2 legs (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 15:30:46
- but that's a certainty, surely... (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Oct 2, 15:31:50
- Tell that to the Flid community (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 15:32:50
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 2, 15:34:26
- Tell that to the Flid community (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 15:32:50
- Except for dwarves, who have less (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 2, 15:31:22
- shut it cloggy! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 2, 15:35:56
- but that's a certainty, surely... (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Oct 2, 15:31:50
- Pants being racist? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 2, 15:28:58
- lol come on I'm struggling here big lips (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Oct 2, 15:29:53
- Nah that's only this week (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 2, 15:29:37
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