gaffer tape a toilet duck to a wooden broom handle and cover with a rubber glove

then proceed to shove up one's arse

the toilet duck is important because of the neck and the wooden handle is imprtant for reach and, well, the rubber glove is for protection

Posted By: blindasabat on September 21st 2007 at 22:49:21

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Enquiring minds need to know... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 21, 22:41:56
- Give me those bits and pieces, a lathe and a chisel, and baby, I'll rock your world. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 21, 23:37:01
  - They do when you were at that spacker village (General Chat) - pants, Sep 21, 23:49:04
    - "spacker village"? (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 22, 00:04:04
      - don't geddit (General Chat) - pants, Sep 22, 00:07:08
        
        What kind of cunt works at this time on a Friday? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 22, 00:12:46
        
        Just ever so slightly offensive but in a giddy Friday night kind of way (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 22, 00:09:42
    - Dunno what that means. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 21, 23:52:16
      - AB lived here for a bit (General Chat) - pants, Sep 21, 23:58:57
    - Grant out, you cunt. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 21, 23:51:38
      - Ahhhhh there there, another rejection letter from mensa was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 21, 23:59:51
- Actually what this enquiring mind needs to know (General Chat) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Sep 21, 22:57:17
  - You'll note that The Register is an online IT news site, which is what I do (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 21, 23:11:29
  - that's just started on my PC too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 21, 23:01:11
- is the bottle full or empty this is quite important Graham ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Sep 21, 22:52:42
  - Dunno. I'm not sure that it is important though. (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 21, 23:13:01
  - Why exactly? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 21, 23:02:13
- gaffer tape a toilet duck to a wooden broom handle and cover with a rubber glove (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 21, 22:49:21
  - That's entirely feasible now I think about it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 21, 22:52:10
    - not really, (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 21, 22:53:40
      - Then again, it's not really your mustard you need to worry about cutting... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 21, 23:13:41
      - Mustard?? (General Chat) - Boris Johnson MP, Sep 21, 22:57:47
        
        is there any other? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 21, 23:06:34
        
        I've heard rumours... (n/m) (General Chat) - Boris Johnson MP, Sep 21, 23:08:11

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