Hear Ye, Hear Ye
It is this day decreed that one Daniel Clarence Mills, formerly of the parish of Sprowston, is to be excluded from the Royal County of Norfolkshire, under charge of being a prize quim. If any nobleman of this County should gain notice of Mills attempting to cross the county border, he must alert Sheriff Royston Blower forthwith, whereupon Mills shall be apprehended, taken to Bungay, and there, in the Market Square be pelted with fish-guts and Amy Whinehouse CDs until he confesses his heinous crimes. He shall then be left to rot in Yarmouth gaol, when neither his three-legged wife, nor his bearded mother shall be permitted to visit him.
Posted By: Nelsons final flanel on September 20th 2007 at 17:20:03
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- Hear Ye, Hear Ye (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 20, 17:20:03
- ie: fuck off Mills (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 20, 19:45:25
- great stuff, v funny! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 20, 17:45:44
- Splendid (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 20, 17:23:50
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