You, my friend, have misunderstood the art of simile.

You've confused being like something, being similar to it, with actually being the thing that it is. That's what you've done, isn't it?

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on September 12th 2007 at 17:19:27

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Clinton Morrison can fuck right off. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 12, 16:23:10
- If I see him in Cambridge, I'm gonna punch him in the nuts and go (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 12, 16:35:30
  - Clintons isn't a supermarket (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 12, 16:36:30
    - Correct, it's a card shop (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 12, 16:38:26
    - YOU MUGGING ME OFF? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 12, 16:37:50
      - Mozzas is a quality supermarket though, Sainsburys near me will be shitting themselves (NCFC) - pants, Sep 12, 16:44:23
        
        yeah but you're northern ain't ya (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 12, 16:48:55
        
        I'm afraid he's right. Compare it to the shittest of all shit (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 12, 17:05:06
        
        dunno about Milton Tesco, but i do know i don't like Fulbourn Tesco (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 12, 17:12:04
        
        Nope, I've only been in one oop north and, generally, the (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 12, 17:15:12
        
        and nope Bar Hill isn't Chav central anymore (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 12, 17:26:56
        
        Ah. Mind you, it still looked it last time I was there. (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 12, 17:31:45
        
        I would rather do mozzas at camborne than tesco bar hill (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 12, 17:21:01
        
        Point of Order (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Sep 12, 19:07:33
        
        It's a long way to go for a few groceries though, int ut (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 12, 17:34:49
        
        have you actually done Mozzas then? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 12, 17:24:44
        
        used to go there a lot (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 12, 17:41:52
        
        Stop Press (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Sep 12, 19:06:38
        
        i wonder if he was one of those that i looked at as being a "little odd" when i went there (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 12, 18:01:10
        
        Which village? Your lucky, my village shop is (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 12, 17:45:11
        
        You're, YOU'RE..... strewth, i'm a retard. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 12, 17:46:14
        
        My spelling's shite - go arn, mug me orff (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 12, 17:06:46
        
        Don't our players shop in Mozzas? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 12, 16:50:23
        
        Not really a sound litmus test that, is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 12, 16:55:44
        
        fact, A gnat's chuff is literally as tight as a gnat's chuff (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 12, 17:01:49
        
        You, my friend, have misunderstood the art of simile. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 12, 17:19:27
        
        Yay, Otto is here, it must be because we're about to play Palace (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 12, 17:27:42
        
        I have haven't I? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 12, 17:24:34
        
        Carol Simile? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 12, 17:23:19
        
        Carol Smilie FACT (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 12, 17:26:34
        
        Do gnats have anuses? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 12, 17:10:32
        
        No, they have chuffs. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 12, 17:15:39
        
        footballers aren't the best judges of taste though are they? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 12, 16:51:30
- If I see him in York, I'm gonna punch him in the nuts and go (NCFC) - pants, Sep 12, 16:27:20
  - Me too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 12, 16:28:29
- I'm gonna kill him before kick off. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 12, 16:25:38

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