My Dad *was* left-handed... - Wrath of the Barclay

My Dad was left-handed...

...but the Christian brothers beat it out of him at school. It's the sign of the devil, you see.

Posted By: yarmyyarmy on September 7th 2007 at 16:22:32

Message Thread

sir jack hayward (n/m) (NCFC) - lefthand_man, Sep 7, 15:49:20
- ...at centre back? He'd make the Doc look a bit slow, though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 7, 18:38:07
  - being as the Doc has the 2nd fastest 100m time in the world ever (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 18:57:25
- official rumours (NCFC) - lefthand_man, Sep 7, 15:50:32
  - Is this the 80-something jack hayward who sold wolves (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:00:32
    - We could get that lovely assistant physio to marry him (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 7, 16:18:20
      - What, die of a septic buboe in the arsecheek (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 7, 16:58:25
  - Official rumour?? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 15:54:49
    - That's like wotsit's quote that wasn't the exact words (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 7, 16:09:38
    - Read it and weep you fucker (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 15:55:44
      - But you always get the first. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 15:57:18
        
        Fool. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 15:58:04
  - Until Delia produces a range of delicious pickled onions...Hayward in! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 7, 15:54:07
  - What is an 'official rumour'? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 15:53:51
    - I think they could catch on (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:06:32
    - official rumour (NCFC) - lefthand_man, Sep 7, 15:55:16
      - ralph (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 15:56:05
        
        I'm left handed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 15:56:47
        
        Left-handed and left-footed people are far more likely to be of genius level intelligence. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 7, 16:35:49
        
        and David Bentley (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:37:54
        
        Left handed people are more likely to be David Bentley? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:39:06
        
        I used to be David Bentley, and that's why I hate him so much now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 7, 16:39:45
        
        Left handed people are statistically safer drivers, FACT. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:37:30
        
        They're just better all round. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 7, 16:38:08
        
        Isn't actually true, though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:40:04
        
        I thought they had a shorter life expectancy (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:45:58
        
        Spaz handers? That might be true, first I've heard of it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:55:13
        
        read down a bit (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:57:11
        
        aka "Spaz Handed" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:31:47
        
        My Dad *was* left-handed... (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 16:22:32
        
        right handed people are supposed to live 9 years longer (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:23:29
        
        oh I was a bit late with my post (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:48:27
        
        Dim people often live longer. (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 16:50:38
        
        take longer to work out how old they are too (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:55:59
        
        True, and mostly oblivious to any of the above facts. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 16:59:42
        
        Yeah, but they have largely pointless non-genius lives. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 7, 16:37:24
        
        Did you make it down to the World Beard Championship in Brighton last week? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 17:02:31
        
        instead of enjoying gatherings like these (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:51:47
        
        That is the worst moustache ever (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:54:10
        
        it's a surprise really (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:57:35
        
        what a set of a characters (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 17:07:23
        
        maybe, but he's called lefthand man cause he's such a cunt (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 16:15:09
  - someone's obvious read the headline to this (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 15:53:26
    - King size napkins (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 15:59:05
      - do what? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:09:00
        
        on that pic (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:20:57
        
        OIC (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:24:13
    - For a blind person... (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 7, 15:57:02
      - oh look, a talking dog (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:01:07
        
        Where do you get talking Y-Fronts from again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 7, 16:02:25
        
        get cheap ones made by yellow people (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:04:08
        
        Bristol... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:03:27
      - for a Dog... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:00:58
  - That's bullshit from the new Info site, isn't Harleston? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 15:52:18
    - official rumours (NCFC) - lefthand_man, Sep 7, 15:53:18
      - More relishes really. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 7, 15:55:26
      - idiotic ponce (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 15:54:17

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