Holy Moly

"Sperm Whale

Back in the day, a mole was invited to a Moby's New York loft to listen to his new album, 'Play' - an album that would soon become the soundtrack of a thousand car adverts and even more dull dinner parties.

The crumpled little musician opened the door and invited his guest in with the words, "Please be careful where you sit. I had an orgy last night and haven't had time to clean up yet..."

The grim little bastard wasn't joking. The place looked like an epileptic plasterer had been working a double shift.

When Beats International singer Lindy Layton was unlucky enough to tour with the tawdry composer, her and her band quickly became sick of the smell of his off-white clothes and his vegan attitude. So before each gig they'd fill his shoes with fresh meat, just before he took the stage. Afterwards they'd scrawl his mobile number over every dirty toilet wall in the town they were visiting."

Posted By: Arizona Bay on September 5th 2007 at 14:30:17

Message Thread

What are peoples opinions about etiquette at orgy's? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:23:16
- They are how they feel about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:54:14
- Unbelievably (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:47:18
- Debrett's recommends you approach from the rear only if formally introduced. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:32:00
- They are things that people think about the ettiquette of orgies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:28:35
- Don't cum all over the dog. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:28:24
  - Holy Moly (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:30:17
    - The dirty bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:32:22
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:27:31
  - queuing system? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:27:58
    - take a number (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:29:41
      - What a great idea, you could have some fat Karen in uniform and hat (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:33:59
        
        You are SICK. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 5, 14:48:06
        
        I'll tell you wot's sick, poofhouse (General Chat) - Skinner, Sep 5, 15:25:36
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 15:27:55
        
        You don't scare me. I know origami! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 5, 15:26:50
        
        There you go again, another poncy long foreign word (General Chat) - Skinner, Sep 5, 15:39:09
        
        So do most lesbians, so they can fold over each other (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 15:28:17
        
        hahahaha like that joke, bloke rings work up and says "I can't come in today, I'm sick" (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:53:17
        
        Most natural thing in the world. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:56:56
        
        would you Adam 'n' Eve it (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 15:07:27
        
        Tell the truth, that was you wasn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:54:50
        
        I'd love to have a look around inside your head. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:35:59
        
        Just read the board (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:43:25
        
        Oh, you like those "No Holds Barred" orgies... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 5, 14:38:36
- at orgy's what? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:25:15
- At orgy's what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:24:58
- Orgy's what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:24:47
  - flick fanny fart joke nicker (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:27:35
    - Oh drat (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:49:09
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:52:25
    - Ex-squeeze me? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:30:02
      - "Old Git Original" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:33:31

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