This story needs sexing up a bit

Have you been banging her senseless over boxes of crockery in the spare room?

It doesn't have to be true you know, most of the stuff on here isn't. Someone once even suggested Dean Ashton was gay.

Come on it's Friday, tell us something really exciting like you went out and bought your first ever copy of Razzle and was amazed at how dirty and rough the birds looked compared to something a little more arty like Club or Men Only.

Posted By: Bob in France on August 31st 2007 at 14:19:36

Message Thread

Whatever happened to PK ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 14:03:29
- I'm surprised nobody has enquired about my absence over the last 3 weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 31, 14:04:48
  - you've clearly been to bristol. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 14:09:34
    - Nah (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 31, 14:11:09
    - Perhaps he went to Barcelona against the advice of his parents and got kidnapped by a gang (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 14:10:54
      - Spaniards? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:16:38
  - Hadn't noticed to be honest (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 14:09:18
  - Go on, you're obviously dying for someone to ask (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:07:32
    - Well (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 31, 14:10:23
      - phew and there we were thinking it would be something irrelevant (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 14:11:38
      - And you've been there for three weeks trying to get the computer to work? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:11:37
        
        Nope (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 31, 14:15:38
        
        This story needs sexing up a bit (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:19:36
        
        Mummy and Daddy won't let you have the internet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 31, 14:17:08
      - Fuck's sake IED, that was a pretty cack answer given the fishing (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 14:11:31
        
        And in the next instalment of LIFE WITH IED (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:13:02
        
        Fao all the bummers that said I'd never have a chance of becoming a journo: 1-0 to me! (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 31, 14:16:40
        
        You haven't even written the article yet (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:21:31
        
        my guess (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 31, 14:26:07
        
        Haven't asked (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 31, 14:22:25
        
        I think I am on the point of spotting the flaw in you plans (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:24:08
        
        nothing then (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 14:23:35
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 14:19:06
        
        wait until you're asked to do it a second time (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 31, 14:18:49
        
        One article does not a journalist make (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 31, 14:18:03
        
        afternoon yoda (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 14:21:28
        
        Nope (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 31, 14:21:22
        
        Don't run your life by trying to proce people wrong (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:26:14
        
        Damn, I mean prove, you see, that's why QED's a journo and I'm not (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:26:50
        
        Shit, I mean IED (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:27:01
        
        If you annoy enough people eventually they give in to stop being pestered (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 31, 14:23:57
        
        That's the only way he's going to pop that cherry (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Aug 31, 14:27:55
        
        Unless you offer your services... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 31, 14:29:31
        
        Ducks fly with ducks (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Aug 31, 14:31:31
        
        So what you're saying is, he's too young for you ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 14:36:32
        
        no shes saying she has a long neck (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 14:41:57
        
        That's disgusting (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 14:30:49
        
        46 second concurrence lag (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 31, 14:19:15
        
        rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 14:13:54
    - Bristol? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 14:09:05
    - Why did you do that - he was close to imploding there (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 31, 14:08:39
  - nobody noticed (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 14:06:45
  - I wouldn't be. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 31, 14:06:18
  - No one cares about you (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 31, 14:06:11

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