Joke time, bloke goes back to the doctors after some tests

Doctor tells him "We have the results back from your test and... I'm sorry, but you have GASH."

"GASH??? What in the hell is that?"

"Gash is Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis and Herpes,"

"Bloody hell what are we going to do?"

"Well, we're going to lock you in a room and feed you rivita and pita bread"

"and Will that cure me?"

"no, it's the only thing that will fit under the door."

Posted By: pants on August 31st 2007 at 11:42:41

Message Thread

Joke time, bloke goes back to the doctors after some tests (General Chat) - pants, Aug 31, 11:42:41
- What about pancakes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 31, 11:43:36
  - and NICE biscuits (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 11:44:28
    - and crisps (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 11:44:34
      - all far too elaborate (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 31, 11:44:49
        
        flat jacks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 11:46:49
        
        flap jacks... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Aug 31, 13:13:34
        
        yebbut they wunt fit under the door (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 13:34:00
        
        good point! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Aug 31, 13:43:45
      - and After Eights (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 11:44:47
        
        I can't eat a whole one I have to cut it in half. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 31, 11:49:52
        
        If you do that is it an After Four? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Aug 31, 11:59:49
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 31, 12:25:07
        
        no its a half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 12:00:57
        
        it's not, it's a half after eight. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 31, 12:01:53
        
        pedant (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 12:02:38
        
        A half after eight is an After Four (TM) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Aug 31, 12:06:08
        
        I suppose it will be friends with a petit four (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 31, 12:07:39
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Aug 31, 12:11:55
        
        and anything pureed and forced through a small pipe (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 31, 11:45:25

Reply to Message

In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.

If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.