FAO all you singletons out there

'Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has ditched tennis babe Maria Sharapova because she is a "terrible lover" who refused to move or moan during sex, WENN reports. Levine told Russian magazine Exile "She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny." ' - The important thing to note in this story chaps, is that Miss Sharapova is back on the market. Mediawatch for one, would put up with a bit of silence for a crack on....sorry, drifted off there for a second.

Posted By: blindasabat on August 22nd 2007 at 14:16:23

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