bluuuuuuuudddy warz. Even worserer than that though

last year my missus was driving hoom from work in ndge and this tool ploughs into her on the roundybout by angular square. Bit of the old snow on the ground which quite possibly int hte most optimum of road conditions for a one eyed bloke to be driving in. Anyway at wuz only a minor bump but he had caused a bit of damage so he offered to swap insurance details with her. He asked her if she had a pen and paper and whilst she was lookern in her bag he got in the passenger seat. Worried now, my missus handed him the pen and paper and looked in the bag for her foon. Next thing is the f**ker only pulls a knife out of his jacket. Obviously she did a metaphorical browner in her trunks. Turns out he calmly then cut the piece of paper in two so he could give her his details.

Wunt one of you fukkers was it?

Posted By: Tomblander on July 25th 2007 at 16:34:35

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Righty ho, now off to Harderwijk to see the game. Will (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 15:16:36
- Hope you can get to the bar this time. (NCFC) - Twat in Holland, Jul 25, 15:29:57
- You get to more games than pants (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 25, 15:25:16
  - No I don't. Fucking brake disk has gone. Arse (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 15:44:54
    - any signs of sabotage? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 25, 15:50:01
    - Really? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 15:46:33
      - Well I think it's what it is. Sounded and felt like I had a flat, but I don't. Arse. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 16:00:37
        
        My worserestest breakdown was when (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 16:06:15
        
        what's your worserestest crash? (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Jul 25, 16:14:23
        
        totalled a mates car (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 16:20:50
        
        nice! (NCFC) - Stoopish, Jul 25, 16:24:04
        
        what about barry sheene? woz e ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 16:27:11
        
        yeah, he was fine until it came to claiming on insurance (NCFC) - Stoopish, Jul 25, 16:28:46
        
        bluuuuuuuudddy warz. Even worserer than that though (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 16:34:35
        
        Bonnet poppod open at 60mph on the slip road onto the southern bypass from the Watton roa. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 16:13:34
        
        That Rob Bonnet's a twat for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 16:21:55
        
        Was that 2 year back? (NCFC) - pants, Jul 25, 16:21:42
        
        It was March, and we'd just played (and beat) Sheff U at home. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 16:23:09
        
        yeah, think I remember you getting a ribbing about it (NCFC) - pants, Jul 25, 16:24:30
        
        I have bought a nice newun, yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 16:25:35
        
        Clio? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 16:18:18
        
        BING. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 16:21:55
        
        A friend of mine has got one - I think I frightened the life out of her (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 16:40:08
        
        Renault writ to us, well after the event, saying that ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 16:42:57
        
        Too late to get there on the train unfortunately (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 16:01:14
  - hahahahahaha. At least you haven't (NCFC) - pants, Jul 25, 15:25:59
    - ............ (NCFC) - Stoopish, Jul 25, 15:28:26
- take some cans and a picnic just in case there is a q (n/m) (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, Jul 25, 15:19:16
- Did well son. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 15:19:07
  - 15.20 BST (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 15:21:05
    - nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 15:22:39
    - been quite pleasant on here today (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 25, 15:22:11
      - later, babes (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 15:23:19
- Ooooh. I forgot City are playing tonight (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 15:19:01
  - top league, mid table team (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 25, 15:19:54
    - Rightho. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 15:21:10
      - I predict 3-2 in our flavour (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 25, 15:23:50
- oooo look at Steve going to ANOTHER Norwich game...what a hero! (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 25, 15:18:03
  - 2 games in 1 week - first time I've done that in yares (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 15:21:32

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