Dunno, ages ago

I remember my best whistling to the birds pissed, and I said "you do know the dawn chorus is a mating call?", to which this guy went "it isn't, that's the way you see it"

That's when I realised it was just some mental thing that triggers off in him drunk

Posted By: pants on July 20th 2007 at 13:48:52

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Jimmy Smith - mmmmmmmm TIGER! (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:05:40
- gay boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Malkybarneedledick, Jul 20, 13:08:01
  - That would be disappointing (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:15:02
- The poor boy wouldn't know what hit him (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 20, 13:07:49
  - That, my flat countied chum, is absolutely correct (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:09:35
- Disgusting. You're old enough to be his mother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:07:34
  - Jolly well am not! (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:08:52
    - You said Jolly. You must be. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:09:45
      - I'm being polite today (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:10:29
        
        Righty ho. Are you aware of the correct manual accompaniment to the term "Joey" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:12:07
        
        haha Joey Deacon (General Chat) - phrankin, Jul 20, 13:19:33
        
        No (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:13:58
        
        Right (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:15:25
        
        TAB is never that young. I betcher. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 20, 13:17:47
        
        mid to late 30s deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 20, 13:53:30
        
        You're being horrid (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:19:02
        
        ... (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:13:53
        
        Brilliant discovery of the mouth action, pants. Any photo of the hand/wrist action ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:17:20
  - Unless she is his mother (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:08:26
  - I typed that then deleted it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 20, 13:08:09
    - Yeah. And I'm further way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:09:58
      - Well you're both WRONG (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:12:54
        
        Do you dye your hair? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:16:57
        
        Don't need to (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:19:32
        
        That's good, what about the ones on your head? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:21:02
        
        Ooo, great set up and punch line (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:22:00
        
        sniffle (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:24:12
        
        Ahem (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:14:44
        
        But who had a go on her? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 20, 13:18:03
        
        Sadly it's normally an uncle or father (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:21:06
        
        Vile. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 20, 13:23:10
        
        Oh that's horrid (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:16:25
        
        I know a gynaecologist quite well and 13-year old mothers are (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:19:46
        
        Having a kid before you're old enough to smoke drive and drink (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:23:51
        
        That's sad. Does she work in a deprived area? (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jul 20, 13:22:54
        
        No, religious. Well, now she works in Belgium and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:25:59
        
        like Gillingham? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:24:50
        
        They are quite small in south america aren't they? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:19:13
        
        I am (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 20, 13:14:28
        
        Bloke one of my best mates goes out with, just lives to argue (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:31:48
        
        Was it Rene Descartes ? Say hi - he used to live just down the road from my house. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:34:03
        
        Dunno, ages ago (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:48:52

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