I was down the pub last night, drinking with my mates, and my friend got really hammered.
In fact, he got so drunk that he fell off his chair, so I picked him and put him back and he carried on with his drink. Anyway, he fell off it again, so I picked him back up and he drunkenly said "Get me home."
So I put him in a taxi, got him back to his house, opened the door and he fell over again. So I picked him up and carried him to his front door, knocked on the door and his wife answered.
I said "I've brought your husband home."
She said, "Thanks very much. Have you got his wheel chair?"
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on July 20th 2007 at 12:56:56
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- I was down the pub last night, drinking with my mates, and my friend got really hammered. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 20, 12:56:56
- I was bumming this bloke last night, and I said "by the way I've got aids" (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:03:54
- Did you give him a reacharound? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 20, 13:05:26
- has he got any legs? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 20, 13:00:58
- I thought it was you for a minute (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:01:39
- what happened to you and The King's meet then windmillmoobs? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 20, 13:02:54
- didn't do it did I ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:06:35
- Nope - did the Holland one a few years ago and, whilst I enjoyed seeing some of Holland, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 20, 13:09:45
- OK. See you Wensdee then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:12:48
- oh, and my phone dint work (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:08:07
- Nope - did the Holland one a few years ago and, whilst I enjoyed seeing some of Holland, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 20, 13:09:45
- didn't do it did I ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:06:35
- what happened to you and The King's meet then windmillmoobs? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 20, 13:02:54
- I thought it was you for a minute (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:01:39
- God I bet you must have felt awful! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 12:58:33
- Don't fucking encourage him, for Gawd's sake. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 20, 12:58:24
- I was walking down this road the other day, this man walked up to me and said (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 20, 13:02:35
- I was bumming this bloke last night, and I said "by the way I've got aids" (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 13:03:54
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