german joke (look away if easily offended)
Told to me by a proper German. Two jews in a concentration camp, one says to the other "Blimey, look at you, how much do you weigh?" To which the other one replies "Three and a half ounces" The first Jew says "You fat c**t". Probably funnier when told by a proper Nazi though. Or probably not.
Posted By: Tomblander on July 20th 2007 at 11:33:15
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- FAO; steve inholland (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:02:19
- Ah...I was talking about this incident, 2 years later (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 11:12:10
- i was in Split as the war started (General Chat) - south, Jul 20, 11:35:22
- I knoo, I am quite up on me Jugo histree. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:16:02
- Tomblandere Hi. If you don't mind me askig.. you still live in Germany ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 20, 11:06:14
- no mate departed the fatherland over eine jahr agoo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:07:55
- so back in UK then ? I went back to Berlin a few months ago. Lived there for... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 20, 11:18:17
- I liked it a lot but had to move back for family reasons (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:29:59
- What's good about shops shutting on Sundays ?! And in my experience in Germany, they (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 11:37:07
- Because weirdly enough (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:41:38
- Wouldn't it just have been easier to put them in a German school ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 11:30:41
- considered that (can't believe you thought otherwise) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:35:09
- What's good about shops shutting on Sundays ?! And in my experience in Germany, they (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 11:37:07
- One major skill shortage: humour (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 11:20:32
- you reckon ? I duno..just thing its a different sort of humour. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 20, 11:24:58
- The unfunny kind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Jul 20, 11:29:11
- german joke (look away if easily offended) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:33:15
- The unfunny kind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Jul 20, 11:29:11
- you reckon ? I duno..just thing its a different sort of humour. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 20, 11:24:58
- I liked it a lot but had to move back for family reasons (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:29:59
- so back in UK then ? I went back to Berlin a few months ago. Lived there for... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 20, 11:18:17
- no mate departed the fatherland over eine jahr agoo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 20, 11:07:55
- Ah...I was talking about this incident, 2 years later (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 11:12:10
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