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FISHERMAN FISHERMAN

Fisherman, fisherman, home from the sea
Have you a lobster you can sell to me

Chorus : Singing, Row tiddley oh, s**t or bust
Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust

Well I took the lobster home, but I couldn't find a dish
So I put it in the place where me missus has a piss

Chorus

In the middle of the night, the missus gave a grunt
There was the lobster hanging from her c**t

Chorus

Well I grabbed a squeegee and she grabbed a broom
We chased the f**kin lobster all around the room

Chorus

We hit it on the head, we hit it on the side
We hit the f**kin lobster 'til the bastard died

Chorus

There's a moral to my story, the moral is this
Always have a shufti before you have a piss

Chorus

That's the end of my story, there isn't any more
There's an apple up me asshole, you can have the core

Chorus - till fade or fall down drunk

Posted By: roland rat on July 13th 2007 at 15:01:56

Message Thread

Let's play the control V game (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 14:53:51
- .... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 13, 15:40:24
  - strCcy2 (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 13, 16:34:01
- . (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 13, 15:36:25
- here we go (General Chat) - I like Turtles, Jul 13, 15:30:07
- 808791 (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 13, 15:08:43
  - hmm actually thats part of a client reference number (General Chat) - megson, Jul 13, 15:14:39
    - funny you should say that, I just put that number in my cash machine and got £50 out! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 13, 15:15:43
      - I've just used it to order some plastic explosives over the internet (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 15:18:35
        
        I've just subscribed to tractorgirls.com with it also (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 13, 15:20:58
        
        lol, PART of a policy number though, not account number! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 13, 15:37:56
- if you insist (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 15:03:20
  - No wonder you are so calm (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 15:09:20
    - you like buy? (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 15:10:13
      - You have sister at home? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 15:12:42
        
        I did think that after I posted (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 15:23:20
        
        Solicitors arrange them for me (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 15:24:18
        
        do you have a blackberry? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 15:26:03
        
        No, though some young person has just come in to show me his (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 15:32:58
- oops (General Chat) - roland rat, Jul 13, 15:01:56
- ok (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 15:00:37
- you asked for it! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 13, 15:00:24
  - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 13, 15:03:45
    - How about this then? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 13, 15:04:49
      - ...... (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 15:08:47
        
        Excellent stuff, I love a bit of Duplex UNS S31803! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 13, 15:10:25
      - hello nurse! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 13, 15:08:23
- Small (General Chat) - Small, Jul 13, 15:00:20
  - Answer your phone, Gimboid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 13, 15:11:26
    - 'Gimboid' - under-used insult (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 13, 15:12:55
      - Cheers. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 13, 15:14:18
- ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 13, 14:59:03
  - GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 15:00:06
    - a bit, yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 13, 15:01:16
- ... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 13, 14:56:42
  - ok (General Chat) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 13, 14:57:53
- + SickpayScheduleRecord (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 13, 14:56:20
  - That dint work. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 13, 14:58:02
    - Nope that dint neither. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 13, 14:58:44
  - Bet it was really "order more biros" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 13, 14:57:45

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