And frolicked in the outside bog, with tudders' nipple rings

Little malky needle loved that rascal Puff,
and brought him geese and Graham Ant and other fancy stuff. Oh

(Chorus, twice)

Together they would travel in LOJ's spazmobile
Malky kept a lookout perched on his electric eel
All the other wrathers would bow whene'er they came,
Even Steve in Holland would be nice to pants when Puff roared out his name. Oh

(Chorus)

A dragon lives forever but not so little malks
BMX bikes and nipple rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, little malky came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the beery lane.
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave (-brown). Oh

(Chorus, softly)
(Chorus, loudly)

Posted By: Old Git on July 6th 2007 at 13:55:12

Message Thread

One thing I dont like about Lancs - (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 6, 13:26:50
- PHA........ Damn fool! (NCFC) - lancs canary, Jul 6, 14:15:16
- Puff (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 6, 13:40:16
  - the Magic Dragon? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 6, 13:44:19
    - lived by the sea (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 6, 13:45:34
    - lives in the Kings (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 6, 13:45:26
      - And frolicked in the outside bog, with tudders' nipple rings (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 6, 13:55:12
        
        haha - nice one. Think loj might be upset about the spazmobile though. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 6, 13:59:37
- That's the whole of the north, not just Lancs (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 6, 13:31:59
  - not everyone the north likes chips with gravy, it's a matter of personal choice (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 6, 15:05:03
  - Everyone in the midlands works in car factories, talks stupid and (NCFC) - pants, Jul 6, 13:44:48
    - They don't work in car factories any more... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 6, 14:44:42
      - oh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 6, 15:04:15
    - i live in the midlands, i dont work in a car factory and i have seen the sex pistols (NCFC) - BITSA, Jul 6, 13:53:31
      - also my names not Brian and i dont breed rabbits (n/m) (NCFC) - BITSA, Jul 6, 13:54:05
        
        oh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 6, 14:08:54
    - they are all called Brian and breed rabbits for a living (n/m) (NCFC) - hairyolaf, Jul 6, 13:51:22
  - and they all have tails (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 6, 13:42:35
    - and plenty of parking (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 6, 13:51:06
      - Parkin is well nice. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 6, 13:55:03
        
        you fancy sam parkin!!!!!!! (NCFC) - pants, Jul 6, 14:09:23
        
        ... (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 6, 14:17:24
        
        ... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 6, 15:09:12

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