Play him on his own up front as a target man

then collect £600,000 of someone else's money for being s**t at my job

Posted By: Creosote Ah Um on July 4th 2007 at 11:00:21

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What would you do with an Earnshaw, if you'd just bought one for £3.5m? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 10:49:10
- get him to retrieve things that have fallen down the back of your sofa (n/m) (Other Football) - BITSA, Jul 4, 11:17:12
- Condoleezza Rice lookalike (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 11:15:31
  - There are similarities I guess... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 11:17:59
    - After clicking the first link... (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 4, 11:21:59
- Make him audition for the part of the baby in Family Guy (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 4, 11:13:57
- Use him as a garden fork (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 4, 11:11:46
  - *cough*.. (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 11:15:05
    - Different garden tool (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 4, 11:43:09
- Rent a baby (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 11:11:31
- dress him in a sailor suit (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 4, 11:10:08
  - That's a top idea (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 11:10:56
- get him to do a somersault thingy everytime cureton scores (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 4, 11:08:20
- Chrome his tummy and dress him in really long socks and then make him do a walk to the top (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 11:04:16
  - Do Kings have high chairs? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 11:05:36
    - Some of them, but only as toddlers. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 11:06:43
      - small lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 4, 11:16:52
- I'd have him as a pay to play member of Interpol... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 11:03:55
- He could also be quite a dandy of a lock smith (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 11:00:28
- racially abuse him (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jul 4, 11:00:27
- Play him on his own up front as a target man (Other Football) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 4, 11:00:21
- Midget submarine commander (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 10:58:51
- i'd use him to pass things up to me from the bottom shelves in supermarkets (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 4, 10:58:11
  - That made me laugh but I'm not entirely sure why (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 10:59:11
    - it's the way i tell 'em... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 4, 11:00:29
- Use him as a bottle opener (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jul 4, 10:56:10
- Sit him on John McCririck's trouser tent. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 4, 10:53:36
- Dress it as a sheep and introduce it to the Derby 'fans' (n/m) (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Jul 4, 10:53:28
- I think he'd make a really useful garden rake (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 4, 10:53:27
- Send him to a ceramics expert and get him turned into a gnome (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 10:52:31
- leave him to rot in the reserves! (n/m) (Other Football) - Alan, Jul 4, 10:52:31
- Send him to a dentist (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 4, 10:50:26
  - he's been there (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 4, 10:59:04
  - Me? (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 4, 10:51:31

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