Samantha...

Samantha is a qualified croupier and often works at an excluslive Soho club where gamblers pay top money to pay roulette all day and poker all night.

Samantha is off on a dinner date with a gentleman friend from Moscow who's brought over a variety of caviars and an array of vodka-based apperitifs. She says he's going to offer her delicious food in his hotel room and then liqour out on the balcony.

Samantha tells me she has to nip off now as her trusted aged gardener is coming round to identify the mysterious trailing plant that's growing in her privet. Obviously she's keen not to miss him if there's a chance she may have an Old Man's Beard in her bush.

Samantha tells me she has to nip out now as she's off to see her personal trainer for a fitness demonstration. She says she's looking forward to him showing how he gets the fat down and pounds off in front of her.

Samantha tells me she has to nip out now as she has a cookery lesson with her new chef gentleman friend, who's been teaching her cake decoration. He has all sorts of professional kitchen equipment, and as Samantha is having trouble keeping enough pressure on her icing dispenser for complete coverage, he's promised to show her how to squeeze his hard on to the top of the cake.

Posted By: Fierce Panda on July 3rd 2007 at 15:29:06

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Samantha... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 15:29:06
- Samantha's just got engaged to a substantial Italian ice cream manufacturer (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 15:54:08
  - I was gonna post that one but then decided against it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 15:57:57
- Ha ha..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 3, 15:32:53
  - Me too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 15:33:52
    - Been liking the Mornington Crescent computer of late..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 3, 15:35:24
      - That was good... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 15:43:58
        
        Rob Brydon? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 3, 15:54:05
        
        PS Do you get the feeling no one else knows what we're gibbering on about? (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 3, 15:54:28
        
        Yeah, think that was the one - certainly wasn't one of the regs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 15:57:08
        
        I hear it when I'm round my Mum's. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 15:58:51
        
        You've just no taste. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 3, 16:00:12
        
        No, no, the cellar is wet because of all the poofters. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 16:11:20
        
        wtf? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 3, 16:17:08
        
        Well, you're about a day and two world wars late, but "seconded". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 16:24:35
        
        that's the problem with being blind (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 3, 16:25:58
        
        He's wet, that's why he's the Dampy Warrior (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 16:05:06
        
        I actually really like it, I just never know when it's on. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 16:12:52

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