This made me laugh... took it off Facebook
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you would put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.Tray-up, Bitch."
Posted By: iwans_ex_dentist on July 3rd 2007 at 11:46:55
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- This made me laugh... took it off Facebook (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 3, 11:46:55
- sweet baby jesus and the orphans (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 3, 11:48:42
- will go down a storm at the telegraph (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 3, 11:52:29
- sweet baby jesus and the orphans (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 3, 11:48:42
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