Just heard this
A bloke walks into a bar in Ippo and orders a shandy.
All the Scummers sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Suffolk visitor.
The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What the heck is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and yells,
"He's okay, boys. He's one of us."
Posted By: DDiM on July 13th 2005 at 22:46:53
Message Thread
- Fuck I'm bored (General Chat) - Tax the faiths, Jul 13, 22:28:46
- What do you call a man who used to be interested in farmyard machinery ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 13, 23:01:28
- Just heard this (General Chat) - DDiM, Jul 13, 22:46:53
- How many wrathers does it take to change a light bulb? (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 22:43:34
- or you are just seeing how many men would jump at the invite? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 22:47:14
- I'm actually annoyed.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 22:52:51
- not been the best of days has it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 22:57:32
- Cheer up camcan (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 13, 23:02:00
- that's shit.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 23:04:00
- I've heard the explanations tonight.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 22:59:10
- Take 'em to the cleaners. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 13, 23:02:31
- Cheer up camcan (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 13, 23:02:00
- not been the best of days has it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 22:57:32
- I'm actually annoyed.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 22:52:51
- Will do... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 13, 22:44:58
- or you are just seeing how many men would jump at the invite? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 22:47:14
- what do u call an insect that flies around a lampshade at 180 mph? (General Chat) - a scrimmage, Jul 13, 22:42:08
- Man with feet firmly on the floor has trouble putting on underpants (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 13, 22:34:48
- do you know.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 22:36:06
- I'd love to.. (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 22:33:47
- Have you heard the one about the paper bag? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 13, 22:32:54
- Like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tax the faiths, Jul 13, 22:40:18
- Heard that (General Chat) - DDiM, Jul 13, 22:37:35
- was bloody intentional? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 22:37:58
- No, I aint that sharp! (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Jul 13, 22:44:38
- was bloody intentional? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 22:37:58
- how many kids with adhd does it take to change a lightbulb? (General Chat) - a scrimmage, Jul 13, 22:32:15
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