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I used to work on a summer camp activity holiday thing for kids. We were at the canoeing lakes in Lenwade one day and a kid called Neil had fallen out of a tree, his folks had to come and pick him up.

When the mother asked "What happened?" another child replied "Neil was climbing up the tree to look up at Hannah's fanny, he got a stiffy and lost his balance"

I did not know whether to laugh or cry.

Posted By: malkybarkid on June 20th 2007 at 12:25:03

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FAO: IED. How did you first year go at Uni? Did you seal the deal.... (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 20, 12:04:13
- also are you on facebook??? (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 20, 12:33:28
  - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 20, 12:36:43
- First year went well... (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 20, 12:07:27
  - Oh, and one 'snog' in a year is certainly NOT productive (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 20, 12:31:05
    - definitely not!!! One a night-out should be quite standard!! (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 20, 12:43:15
      - I'm not going to rest (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 20, 12:45:30
      - Are they any good? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 20, 12:44:13
        
        yeah I did alright for myself..... (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 20, 12:45:56
        
        Hahahaha (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 20, 12:48:30
        
        You gonna try and bum him and make up for your poor 4 into 1 ratio? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 20, 13:50:14
  - Doesn't 'snogging' = 'pulling'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 20, 12:29:19
    - thats what I thought.... (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 20, 12:32:40
      - SWEEPING STATEMENT NUMBER 1035 (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 20, 12:35:23
        
        you not agree????.... (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 20, 12:41:28
        
        You sound like a bitter man that found out from experience that (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 20, 12:41:26
        
        unless of course his experience has led him to the opinion that (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 12:44:41
  - Hmmmm what exactly do you class as pulling? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 20, 12:08:52
    - wanked them off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 12:10:12
      - Richard Olph (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 20, 12:16:58
        
        at the school where my missus once worked (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 12:20:49
        
        double bearder (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 20, 12:25:03
        
        chortlng hugely (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 20, 12:43:26
        
        magnificent (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 12:41:26
      - I hope he did the spiderman wank (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 20, 12:11:52
        
        I'm not going to ask (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 20, 12:24:19

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