What's the biggest animal that you could knock out with a single punch?

Not Chuck Norris, he could take out a school of whales armed with nothing more than his own cock, but your Average Joe.

We were talking about this is the office yesterday. We reckon a horse. A regular horse, not a shirehorse, they're a bit nails.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on June 7th 2007 at 12:56:55

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New Signing Info (NCFC) - Burge, Jun 7, 11:25:02
- "the player who is looking to get away from south London".. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 7, 11:37:53
  - My best man has just moved to New Cross. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 11:41:22
    - Is he Rambo ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jun 7, 15:48:23
    - Even Chuck Norris is too scared to live there. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jun 7, 12:51:10
      - What's the biggest animal that you could knock out with a single punch? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 12:56:55
        
        Kevin Muscat (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 7, 13:37:10
        
        I am convinced this is not the first time you have asked this question on here... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 7, 13:15:48
        
        Well, you could try that, but I wouldn't fuck around with geese personally. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:19:27
        
        In that case, I reckon it might be a giraffe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 7, 13:21:57
        
        If you stroke a giraffe's neck really quickly they go hypnotised (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:24:14
        
        Do they then start going around like they are chimpanzees until you say Skirting Board ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 7, 13:26:21
        
        not really (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:27:42
        
        No, I know. I was just testing to see if you were making it up as you went along (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 7, 13:28:44
        
        A marmot. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jun 7, 13:04:08
        
        I know the guy that got nicked for punching a police horse during the "Chase Out" demos. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 12:58:52
        
        Saw a bloke kick a horse in the nads at milwall. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jun 7, 13:06:21
        
        the horse should have kicked the guy in the nuts! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jun 7, 15:49:44
        
        Could a man knock out a leopard? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:08:55
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:09:55
        
        Cheater? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:10:26
        
        not! Plus you mean 'cheetah'. And, yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:11:37
        
        Right, well Cheeters and Leopards are bigger than Poomers (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:12:46
        
        yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:13:14
        
        Medium tiger? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:17:55
        
        and someone's got a caravan. Don't worry about the caravan, luv. Or was it a goldfish ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 7, 13:25:05
        
        You studied the EN/EDP obituaries for two weeks before your turn at Costessey Village Hall (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:23:17
        
        I swear I've seen film of some cowboy chap punching out a horse. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:03:54
        
        I believe you are confusing reality with a scene from Blazing Saddles (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 7, 13:19:05
        
        Nope, we did this in the office yesterday - that was an Ox, I'm sure. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:20:32
        
        no no no. Was a horse in blazing saddles. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 7, 13:26:46
        
        Was it? I thought it was a Ox. I haven't seen it since I was about twelve ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:29:09
        
        Yeah but the horse was an actor... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 7, 13:27:57
        
        I reckon you could do these... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:08:51
        
        a hog (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 12:57:31
        
        or mastadon (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:02:31
        
        Did you see that Biggest Boar In The World, that some 'merkin chav-u-like (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:02:17
        
        I saw that in print somewhere, good ole regular rednecks thought it was a hoax. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:03:51
        
        Hare (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:06:56
        
        Wow (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 7, 13:25:41
        
        me too (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 13:37:17
        
        good. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 7, 13:45:14
    - nope (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 7, 11:41:54
      - Goodo. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 11:44:01
        
        Not round there he won't... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jun 7, 11:46:21
        
        That rough is it? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 12:00:18
        
        'Fraid so (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 7, 12:19:10
        
        He's moved there from Tooting. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 12:39:05
        
        I liked New Cross, had mates at Goldsmith's for a while and some decent nights out were (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 7, 12:29:13
        
        yes, it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 7, 12:11:58
- haha (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Jun 7, 11:27:29
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 7, 11:26:38

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