Oh what a tragedy, the xylophone blow job trail collapses in ignominy

"They were also said to have met for "music practice", during which the girl allegedly performed sex acts on him while playing the xylophone. But yesterday the case against Mr Taylor, 45, collapsed when a judge labelled the alleged victim's evidence "unworthy of belief"."

If only she'd picked a more realistic instrument.

Posted By: Old Git on May 22nd 2007 at 19:20:58

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Oh what a tragedy, the xylophone blow job trail collapses in ignominy (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 19:20:58
- What like an oboe? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 22, 19:24:39
  - Has to be a "hands only" instrument (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 19:27:42
    - Too old to appreciate the subtle nuances of the pink oboe? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 22, 19:30:58
      - Not at all, and I am myself responsible for introducing the term to this board (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 19:37:21
        
        Um, isn't a xylophone just that? Thus her story is plausible from that point of view (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 19:53:29
        
        Definition of 'multitasking' (General Chat) - King, May 22, 20:21:56
        
        Maybe in recent weeks, yes. (General Chat) - Dog, May 22, 19:45:33
        
        What a thread (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 19:49:22
        
        YELLOW CARD (General Chat) - shoddy, May 22, 22:01:45
        
        Taking xylophone lessons ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 19:56:25
        
        *searches frantically for a picture/video of patrick moore playing the xylophone* (General Chat) - Dog, May 22, 19:59:58
        
        Tis a bit of a good 'un. (General Chat) - Dog, May 22, 19:51:33
        
        her last post (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 19:56:08
        
        she's also deleted her MySpace profile (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 22, 21:53:50
        
        I've also emailed her with no joy, same with malkybarkid too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 22, 21:55:23
        
        how odd (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 22, 22:27:18
        
        Wow. You must have an updated version of pantsbot. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 19:47:56
        
        Forget pantsbot, you need dogbot. (General Chat) - Dog, May 22, 19:49:36
        
        even better was this one from August 2005 (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 22, 20:18:12
        
        Yowser. (General Chat) - Dog, May 22, 20:23:21
        
        and it only seems to happen in August, strange. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 22, 20:23:51
    - Im sure he got all the right notes (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 22, 19:28:57
      - A cellist who played in a trio (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 19:38:44
        
        bravo (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 22, 20:01:18
        
        Not original, I'm afraid (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 20:03:31

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