It's a s**t bike

Only a t**t would nick it.

When I cycle into town, I usually chain it up in Parliament street. I've done it plenty of times and the only damage it has received is anal aerial bombardment from birds.

Posted By: iwans_ex_dentist on May 21st 2007 at 16:45:06

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You media whore IED!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:17:29
- well he's rather unlikely to be any other kind of whore... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 16:20:34
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 21, 16:23:36
    - Whilst pk's getting anal by the usual customers (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:29:31
      - "accidentally purchased a child ticket" rofl (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 16:33:57
        
        I'd have got my cock out and the situation would have been sufficiently understood there (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:36:56
        
        you have the penis of a child?!? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 16:44:07
        
        Hope he doesn't get caught with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:45:47
        
        Do they have cheaper fares for hermaphrodites then ? ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:37:37
      - I was wondering how long it would take you to find out (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 16:31:51
        
        How do acidently purchase a child ticket? (General Chat) - Brom, May 21, 16:37:12
        
        Maybe the same way you didn't hit the c button twice? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 17:42:24
        
        I actually like the story cos it highlights what a set of cretins the council are (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:35:54
        
        I got a bike a few months ago (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 16:41:36
        
        Wait till that gets kicked in or nicked in york. Bike theft capital of England (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:42:52
        
        i'd've put that as Cambridge (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 16:46:05
        
        It's a shit bike (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 16:45:06
        
        went through 3 in a year, then bought some decent locks, then some scally just (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:47:34
        
        Indeed (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 16:49:28
        
        did you accidentally get a child's one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:42:38
        
        Genuine LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 21, 16:45:26
        
        Maybe manpower..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 21, 16:37:04
        
        Those buses cost a million quid each (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:39:48
        
        You should all use our system.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:45:20
        
        Went I went to Amsterdam, I thought all the trams were free!! (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 21, 16:48:43
        
        Not many do! Although the new ones in Amsterdam check you on the way in (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:54:44
        
        Strippenkaart? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 16:48:24
        
        I expect you can get a bus ticket down there, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:49:47
        
        The service illustrates who unprofessional the people who plan these things are (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 16:40:34
        
        Is that the one with free bird seed? (General Chat) - snowman, May 21, 16:38:37
        
        chortlechops (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 16:39:35
        
        Seriously i feel for him,not a good situation to be in. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 21, 16:34:09
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:36:16
        
        You're just a criminal! (General Chat) - snowman, May 21, 16:33:37
      - ha ha ha. IeD - how did you 'accidentally purchase' a child's ticket? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:31:31
        
        We really need the legal questioning skills of OG here (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 16:32:31
        
        The bullying skills of pants are improving though! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:35:14
        
        Really? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:38:00
        
        failed to explain here (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 16:54:38
        
        brillo. Well done, Maestro. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:56:16
        
        ... (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 17:34:15
        
        afternoon nap time though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:35:06
        
        perhaps we could ask his nurse to give him a nudge (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 16:38:37

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