Doctors by and large won't tell him anything he doesn't already know
A dead leg is basically a deep muscle bruise. I would suggest:
Apply heat treatment for 10-15 minute intervals.
Get a scantily-clab nubile young lass to give it regular, GENTLE massage with wintergreen or linament*.
Take some ibuprofen.
* May cause swelling in unrelated areas. Do not be alarmed.
Posted By: Iwan Husarmi on July 12th 2005 at 18:28:05
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- Grass Burns................ (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:12:20
- avoid doing it doggy-style in the long grass.... problem solved nm (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jul 12, 19:32:54
- didn't you sustain an unpleasant injury a little while back? (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:13:13
- i was probably just winging about something or other. (n/m) (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:16:11
- so we can ignore this latest hypochondria then? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:18:49
- no deffo not..... (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:19:21
- Doctors.. (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:19:43
- dont like them (n/m) (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:20:21
- you may be suffering for some time then. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:22:05
- Doctors by and large won't tell him anything he doesn't already know (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 12, 18:28:05
- Thats kinda what I thought about doctors........... (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:30:03
- i think ill survive a grass burn and dead leg just fancied a moan (n/m) (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:23:56
- The healing powers of wotb eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:24:41
- exactly........ (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:27:36
- The healing powers of wotb eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:24:41
- Doctors by and large won't tell him anything he doesn't already know (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 12, 18:28:05
- you may be suffering for some time then. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:22:05
- dont like them (n/m) (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:20:21
- Doctors.. (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:19:43
- no deffo not..... (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:19:21
- so we can ignore this latest hypochondria then? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 12, 18:18:49
- i was probably just winging about something or other. (n/m) (Other Football) - jonah3000, Jul 12, 18:16:11
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