Yus ut dew
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes (11 syllables)
There were five Ipswich prossies on the street (10 syllables)
All you have to do to make up for the missing syllable is lengthen the "i" of "five" and then it fits OK. It loses the attractive rhythym of the original, of course, and is a crap song, but it can be made to scan.
Not nearly as good as "Did the Ripper, did the Ripper, did the Ripper kill your mum?" though.
Posted By: Old Git on April 20th 2007 at 13:46:20
Message Thread
- Ipswich prossie songs (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 13:24:25
- He's Gay, He's Dead, He's Hanging in a Shed... (NCFC) - BudgieHater, Apr 20, 14:44:44
- Disgusting (NCFC) - Ralph, Apr 20, 13:54:28
- You lot are sick pathetic pondlife (n/m) (NCFC) - LeedsBlue, Apr 20, 13:51:30
- you lot should stop putting your mums out to work then (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 20, 13:57:50
- That's all very well, but (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 13:52:36
- LMAO!!! n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - Norwood Yella, Apr 20, 13:55:25
- Return of Norwood!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 20, 14:14:29
- I think that you prove my point (n/m) (NCFC) - LeedsBlue, Apr 20, 13:55:18
- As SUffolk Scum Inbred Cunts like yourself (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 20, 13:57:56
- LMAO!!! n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - Norwood Yella, Apr 20, 13:55:25
- At dunt scan do ut (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 13:41:16
- That's not "She'll be coming round the mountain". It's "Ten Green Bottles". (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 13:37:03
- No its not - its the 10 German Bombers song which is she'll be coming round the mountain (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 13:38:17
- Again. At dunt scan do ut. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 13:41:51
- I have not written it out in full have I (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 13:47:04
- Far too high an expectation (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 13:48:51
- Yus ut dew (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 13:46:20
- i'll grant you thats a goodun as well - works on a number of levels (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 13:47:53
- I have not written it out in full have I (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 13:47:04
- Again. At dunt scan do ut. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 20, 13:41:51
- No its not - its the 10 German Bombers song which is she'll be coming round the mountain (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 13:38:17
- to the tune of yellow submarine (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 20, 13:36:25
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