Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection
Well there's something new on the scene
A mouth full of cheer
A sweet without peer
A musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tweetable treats!
Truly:
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
No longer need candy be mute!
Caractacus:
Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker
Truly:
and don't try a toffee or cream!
If you seek perfection in sugar confection,
Caractacus:
well, there's something new on the scene:
Truly:
that mouth full of cheer;
Caractacus:
that sweet without peer;
Both:
That musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets,
with tweetable, eatable sound!
Scrumptious:
No--take it away!
Truly:
Father, please! (he takes one)
Toot! Hmm-Hmm. Toot! Laughter from Truly and her father. (He takes a bite)
Caractacus:
He likes it!
Cast:
Hooray!
Caractacus:
Their value is intrinsic,
Truly:
surpass any mint stick
Kids:
Or marshmallow mouthful you munch
Caractacus:
Though licorice is chewy
Truly:
And gum drops are gooey
Kids:
And chocolate is charming to crunch
Caractacus and Truly:
That savory fife,
Women:
that sweet of your life
Kids and factory workers:
It's clearly the best of the bunch.
(Dance break)
All:
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Caractacus:
That savory fife
Truly:
That sweet of your life
All:
Is clearly the best of the bunch
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The treat that's so tweetable,
lusciously eatable,
with that unbeatable--(break) sound!
Posted By: lovely old job on March 21st 2007 at 12:40:57
Message Thread
- Anyone interested or know anyone who might be interested? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 12:15:01
- You and the egg would look great in that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 21, 12:31:35
- We do. It had been off the road for 18 months. I stuck a new battery in it and it started (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 12:35:07
- Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker And don't try a toffee or cream (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 21, 12:40:57
- You think that Mrs Videodrome Belly Button is truly scrumptious (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 12:43:10
- oh yes I wunt mind tooting & chiity bangin her. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 21, 12:44:54
- She is. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 21, 12:43:57
- You think that Mrs Videodrome Belly Button is truly scrumptious (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 12:43:10
- Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker And don't try a toffee or cream (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 21, 12:40:57
- We do. It had been off the road for 18 months. I stuck a new battery in it and it started (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 12:35:07
- chitty chitty, (Bang - Bang) Bang Bang! (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 21, 12:20:34
- silly old fucker (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 12:21:27
- thankoo (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 21, 12:23:43
- silly old fucker (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 12:21:27
- I'll give you £9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 21, 12:17:26
- Has it got satnav? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 21, 12:16:52
- no (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 21, 12:17:28
- You and the egg would look great in that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 21, 12:31:35
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