What a disappointing field

Susie Fowler Watt: looks like a girl guide leader about to deliver a lecture on personal hygiene. 3/10

Julie Reinger: not bad, but flat chested and that fringe is so last year. 6/10

Carol Bundock: eeek! A school dinner lady! 0/10

Amelia Reynolds: sensible expression, sensible shoes, sensible moustache. 2/10

Jenny Kirk: rather desperate highlights and eyebrows suggest a major bush. 5/10

Amanda Goodman: even IED wouldn't. 0/10

Miriam Issimdar: bad luck to have inherited the nose from the elephants on her mother's side. 4/10

Stewart White: I'll leave that one to FP

Clare Weller: saggy, wrinkly, bleached. 1/10

Rebecca Atherstone: welcome to the Rooney-zone! 0/10

Karen Dallas: chubbster, too many teeth. 4/10

Natalie Gray: Ruud Van Nistelroy in a wig. 0/10

Rebecca Holmes: at last, one who doesn't make you feel sick! Looks a bit like the brunnette from Sex in the City. 7/10

Becky Jago: fantastic, Rebecca Holmes has an identical twin sister!! Now we're cooking!

Helen Smith: see Karen Dallas

Dianne Stradling: well she won't be straddling me. Dear oh dear. 0/10

Sascha Williams: not bad, looks like a screamer. 6/10

Posted By: Old Git on March 13th 2007 at 12:45:47

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