before I get back to my work
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a Large, raging violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, Please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to Swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give Me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs And He was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing Once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man Prayed, "God, ! Please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to Cross river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked One Hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
Posted By: camcan on March 7th 2007 at 14:16:58
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- before I get back to my work (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 14:16:58
- Poofist (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 15:03:43
- Shame that intelligence doesn't extend to anything electronic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 14:25:01
- except irons, washin machines, electric ovens, hair driers, tumble driers etc, etc (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 7, 14:27:47
- Until they go wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 14:56:29
- this is true (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 7, 15:03:57
- Until they go wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 14:56:29
- Sybians? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 14:27:22
- except irons, washin machines, electric ovens, hair driers, tumble driers etc, etc (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 7, 14:27:47
- that fails becuase everyone knows women can't read maps (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 7, 14:23:42
- Why did God call them all pooves ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 14:22:41
- Because they were bent up bottomologists like out of 'Deliverance' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 14:23:53
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