How to bath a Cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Posted By: Tomblander on February 27th 2007 at 14:31:20
Message Thread
- I remember when bogs used to flush really fast (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 27, 14:28:14
- How to bath a Cat (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 27, 14:31:20
- Fighting cats (General Chat) - blaggerboy56, Feb 27, 14:39:02
- to amuse my deprived children and their mates last summer (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 27, 14:42:10
- Funny. I do the same with the missus and Walnut Whips (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 27, 14:45:21
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 27, 14:47:08
- Is that a euphemism? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 27, 14:46:22
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 27, 15:09:21
- Funny. I do the same with the missus and Walnut Whips (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 27, 14:45:21
- to amuse my deprived children and their mates last summer (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 27, 14:42:10
- Does that work with small children as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 27, 14:33:28
- can't see why not (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 27, 14:34:22
- tried and tested? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 27, 14:32:58
- fuck no (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 27, 14:33:14
- well keep us informed (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 27, 14:33:48
- fuck no (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 27, 14:33:14
- Fighting cats (General Chat) - blaggerboy56, Feb 27, 14:39:02
- And you and Suzie had so much fun? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 27, 14:31:08
- Was that when (General Chat) - snowman, Feb 27, 14:29:28
- and with that pants has arrived (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 27, 14:29:00
- Did he get it then? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 27, 14:29:57
- from D+C? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 27, 14:30:37
- Did he get it then? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 27, 14:29:57
- How to bath a Cat (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 27, 14:31:20
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