if it hasn't, put the front of it through a mangle, or in a cider press, or do a g-cramp

on its head - then it will have a compressed face.

The neighbours can then throw bricks and jelly at it shouting "Fuck off compressed face - stop s**tting on my lazwn you end-of-a-westler's-hot-dog-sausage-s**tarse!"

Posted By: malkybarkid on February 14th 2007 at 16:07:57

Message Thread

FA53 CUP (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 14, 15:44:34
- Roy Dack? (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 15:49:11
  - Who the hell is Roy Dack? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 14, 15:50:51
    - Roy Dack is the name assigned (by mickfoot) to the leader of the Barclay Retards circa (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 15:54:39
      - Like Kevin Shortis (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 16:03:55
    - A Barclay retard. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:52:18
      - ... (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 14, 16:06:39
      - well done. For pointless fact recall I award you one gourd and one blimey (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 15:56:43
      - What is his particular retardation of note? (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 14, 15:54:53
        
        compressed face (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 15:57:40
        
        Good name for a band. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 14, 16:01:22
        
        yes , or a cat (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 16:03:44
        
        only if it had a compressed face (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 16:04:39
        
        if it hasn't, put the front of it through a mangle, or in a cider press, or do a g-cramp (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 16:07:57
        
        Indeed.... (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 14, 16:05:52
- Yes I figured it was probably a Blackpool fan.... (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 14, 15:48:35
  - Ghost of Stanley Matthews played for Fulchester, not Blackpool (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 15:57:19
- a blackpool fan imo (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 14, 15:46:32
  - WW2 (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:48:16
    - that cunt brom always comes before me (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 14, 15:48:57
      - Get him to think about Thatcher. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:49:37
        
        Ben or Carol? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 15:50:38
        
        Both. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:52:42
        
        'yuck!' or 'Urrrrrgh' (both of which are far more preferable to 'eeeeeeeeewww' of which (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 16:02:14
        
        "Yikes!"? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 16:07:36
        
        Zoikes! (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 16:09:25
        
        CaptainCavemanTastic (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 16:10:11
        
        I think you'll find it was 'Scooby Dootastic' in a Shaggy-stylee (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 16:11:35
        
        will do (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 14, 15:50:09
- A Blackpool supporter? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 14, 15:46:28
  - WW1 (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:48:07
- Probly just a blackpool fan intut? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:46:08

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