Have worked on a variation:

If you can keep your salary when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being joked about, don't deal in jokes,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
Yours is the surf and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be Peter Thorne my son!

Posted By: Steve in Holland on January 31st 2007 at 13:17:36

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I have just typed up a poem during my egg roll, opinions please. (General Chat) - Lovely old McJob, Jan 31, 13:11:40
- I've just had a wank whilst eating a peach of a peach (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 31, 13:21:07
- I've just done a quick sketch whilst eating my apple, whaddyer reckon? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 31, 13:19:03
  - norks are a bit small for my liking... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasaMcBat, Jan 31, 13:21:10
  - I've just had a shit while eating a fruit pastille. Views? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial McAngler, Jan 31, 13:20:29
  - Is that meant to be a bloke or a bird ? What's it smiling at ? Pile of poo I reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 13:20:11
- Mr Kipling writes exceedingly good poems (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 31, 13:17:52
  - Do you like Kipling, then? (General Chat) - Partial McAngler, Jan 31, 13:18:23
- Have worked on a variation: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 13:17:36
  - "Don't talk too wise" ... (General Chat) - Haggisson Foxjock, Jan 31, 13:20:24
    - Yeah, tried to change that bit but didn't have time / couldn't be arsed (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 13:22:49
- ☺Genius McJobbie (n/m) (General Chat) - Wee Jock McPlop, Jan 31, 13:16:59
- Gave up after two lines, though they were two very good lines (n/m) (General Chat) - HENDRIKU5, Jan 31, 13:15:06
- If you do xyz, Bob's your uncle. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 31, 13:14:57
  - Do you know my uncle? (n/m) (General Chat) - HENDRIKU5, Jan 31, 13:15:43
    - here (General Chat) - pants, Jan 31, 13:18:00
      - Thats not him, this is him (General Chat) - HENDRIKU5, Jan 31, 13:21:38
        
        he makes some really shit looking candles (General Chat) - blindasaMcBat, Jan 31, 13:26:04
        
        I cannot accept that, they are very popular, and he is making a lot of money (n/m) (General Chat) - HENDRIKU5, Jan 31, 13:28:19
        
        Peado. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 31, 13:23:24
        
        What, he was not a doctor? (n/m) (General Chat) - HENDRIKU5, Jan 31, 13:24:34
    - Yeah, and like you, (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 31, 13:17:12
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Lovely old McJob, Jan 31, 13:18:59
- i'm welling up, we need that passion in our lives! (n/m) (General Chat) - icenione, Jan 31, 13:13:20
- That'll never catch on (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 13:13:13

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