I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi on January 27th 2007 at 20:44:14

Message Thread

Blackpool today (NCFC) - cheshire canary, Jan 27, 20:21:44
- what was dion's injury? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 20:37:39
  - He got his knob caught in his boot (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jan 27, 20:38:32
    - surprising how many of you on here are obsessed with Dion's penis (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 20:40:40
      - I bet you'd love a bit of me in your mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - Dions Prick, Jan 27, 21:15:55
      - Yeah, you tell em Tricky (NCFC) - Dion_Dublins_Cock, Jan 27, 20:49:03
      - Stand back everyone (NCFC) - Chocolate Warrior, Jan 27, 20:47:06
      - More envious rather than gay I'd say (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 27, 20:46:32
      - I woke up this morning with a bad hangover (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 27, 20:44:14
      - You can add Alex Ferguson to the obsession as well (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jan 27, 20:44:02
        
        Difference is, he mentioned it once, and then left it... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 27, 20:45:05
- If they ever finish that ground to the standard of the two stands, (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 27, 20:34:28

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