Just saw Peter Thorne in the Gym,

he couldn’t keep up with poor old Doris on the X-Trainer even when she stopped because her colostomy bag became detached; she still pissed all over him. The final straw came for Pete though when Betty passed him a dumbbell & he collapsed with the dumbbell trapping his little finger to the floor. He was straight onto the phone to Peter Grant to advise him he had to withdraw form the squad for Blackpool as the extra training hadn’t worked & he had developed an itchy bottom due to all the extra training & it had set his piles off again.

Posted By: lovely old job on January 25th 2007 at 15:16:31

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Just saw Peter Thorne in the Gym, (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 25, 15:16:31
- Warning - politically incorrect post follows (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 25, 15:26:52
  - Gyms... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jan 25, 16:07:06
    - Someone cound try that, but I wouldn't hear them. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 16:31:46
    - That's not a very pleasant gym if people expect you to follow through, I hope you wipe the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 25, 16:27:43
  - Until a couple of years ago the gym I use was occasionally used (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 15:36:19
    - My favourite piece of kit in any gym is the adduction machine. (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 25, 15:47:05
      - Gym Ball. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 15:56:38
        
        Alan Ball (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 25, 15:59:01
        
        Shut up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 16:04:58
    - you may as well (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 25, 15:36:52
  - lol, both Pete & I would admit we have special needs (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 25, 15:31:00
  - spethalist (n/m) (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 25, 15:27:34
    - for the NHS? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 25, 15:32:49
- Where was Louis Jean in all this? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 25, 15:23:35
  - I think you might know the answer to that! (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 25, 15:33:56
    - is he riding a bike dressed in black and white hoops with onions round his neck? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 25, 15:38:27
      - Have the Germans invaded France again? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 25, 15:40:39
        
        I don't know, are people sweating more with hairy pits and shouting like fraggle rock (NCFC) - pants, Jan 25, 15:43:41
    - Bordeaux (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 25, 15:36:24
  - Running round after Uncle Donald Jean with his brothers Houey Jean and Douey Jean (n/m) (NCFC) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 25, 15:24:37
- rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 25, 15:19:41
- He was very lucky. Sounds like he only just escaped a nasty broken nail too (NCFC) - FuckunWeirdGoose, Jan 25, 15:18:47
  - the sunbench? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 25, 15:20:09

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