Blimey, me too, I wondered why they didn't make condoms big enough to go over one's plums

without having to use two of them.

Hang on - this is a spoof. Sperm comes out of your testicles so it's obvious that it's your testicles that need bagging up.

Nearly had me there!

Posted By: Old Git on January 25th 2007 at 14:54:14

Message Thread

Is it possible to eat a banana and not look like a gayer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 25, 14:12:50
- Use your teeth, firmly (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jan 25, 14:57:25
- Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 14:24:49
  - put it inbetween to apples on the conveyer belt in tescos (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 14:26:03
    - I always put apples in a polythene bag though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 14:27:06
      - That's good, the safe sex message is getting through (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 25, 14:42:19
        
        except he should be covering the banana, not the apples... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 14:48:51
        
        But if you keep bananas in polythene they sweat and go all manky. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 14:55:50
        
        Really? So *that's* why I've got thirteen kids? (n/m) (General Chat) - FuckunWeirdGoose, Jan 25, 14:49:48
        
        Blimey, me too, I wondered why they didn't make condoms big enough to go over one's plums (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 25, 14:54:14
    - You need to add a pair of melons and a strawberry mivvi further along to get full effect (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 25, 14:27:05
- throw it out of the window (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 14:16:14
  - You are Jade Goody and I claim my ?5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 25, 14:22:52
    - If he is, i'm getting the boys round his house. (General Chat) - Shilpa Poppadom, Jan 25, 14:26:43
    - bit like doing kung fu impressions without knowing a group of chinese are coming from (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 14:24:25
      - Scream "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" and run at them (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 25, 14:26:00
        
        What happens if there's loads like this? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 14:29:45
- only if you eat it sideways (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 14:16:03
  - If you eat it sideways it shows that you have deeply rooted neuroses (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 25, 14:19:45
  - Is that not the normal way to eat one? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 14:16:45
    - ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 14:18:12
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 25, 14:13:44
  - Just stop deepthroating them (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 25, 14:15:03

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