Yeah

Take a picture of a JobCentrePlus, blow it up to FuckunHoogMassive so it covers an entire wall of the office.

Then every morning shout "right you c**ts buck your f**king ideas up or this is your future".

Alternatively, every month you could run a "s**ttest employee of the month" competition and sack the winner. Keep a running total on a board somewhere as well - the last few days of each month should provide much hilarity.

Posted By: Peculiar Swan on January 17th 2007 at 09:52:11

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