got loads of texts about cheese sandwiches from a piss up bloke last night

here goes

"whilst cycling down lawrence street naked, you were pulled up by the police and asked to explain yourself, and you answered 'cheese sandwich' "

"You were spotted outside subway sandwich shop with your face pressed against the glass shouting 'CHEESE, CHEESE, I NEED CHEESE"

and

"Indian Joe was playing golf the other day and he says he saw you hiding in a bush w**king furiously with a cheese sandwich in your mouth"

:s

Posted By: pants on January 10th 2007 at 11:26:36

Message Thread

Good Morning - Any exciting news today? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:00:10
- IED and Jim Nasium both need to have sex (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 10, 11:05:46
  - I only need to have sex... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 10, 11:08:14
    - you want one of these? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 10, 11:10:58
    - I hear............. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 10, 11:09:34
      - Just call yourself "nursey" and you'll be well in there (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 10, 11:10:14
        
        (Jim Nursium?) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 10, 11:10:30
- YES........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 10, 11:04:08
  - language! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:06:01
    - apologies............. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 10, 11:06:47
- Pearson will sign later (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 10, 11:02:56
  - For Derby (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 10, 11:04:25
  - which one? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:03:48
    - A (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 10, 11:16:39
    - Harry (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 10, 11:05:40
    - Stuart (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 10, 11:04:08
    - Nigel (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:04:03
- NO....got any chocolate? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 10, 11:01:44
  - I WORK IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY! SO YES LOTS! (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Jan 10, 11:03:20
    - yes do (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:06:42
    - send some over then (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 10, 11:05:00
  - No the only sweet thing Ive had this morning is some yoghurt with honey and nuts/fruit (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:02:31
    - Oh and a banana (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:03:12
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 10, 11:04:28
- A cheese sandwich is the only thing I've eaten in the last 36 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 10, 11:01:44
  - got loads of texts about cheese sandwiches from a piss up bloke last night (General Chat) - pants, Jan 10, 11:26:36
    - I'd like to thank your post-funny friend for keeping companies (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:39:02
  - Yes, but how big was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 10, 11:04:47
    - A hovis loaf sliced in two... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 10, 11:12:10
      - I have just succumbed to one of my cheese and salad rolls (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:14:45
        
        Tsk... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 10, 11:22:10
        
        I wish! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:25:49
  - That's all you ever need to eat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 11:02:56
    - I really should have made the effort and rarebited it on reflection. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 10, 11:05:10
  - trying to set a record? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 10, 11:02:49
- APART FROM WE MISSED OUT ON PEARSON, NO! (n/m) (General Chat) - oh huckerby, Jan 10, 11:00:54
  - Cue Capslockcops (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 10, 11:03:06

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