Asylum seeker walks into the home office,

and gets given a car, a house, a job, a passport, a bank account, a NI number, ?10,000, freedom to do what they want, allowed to have a gun or knife for protection because where they come from it is ok, protection from deportation because it was really bad where they came from,

oh, whats that? oh really, it's not a joke. ok.

Posted By: NCFC4life on January 4th 2007 at 16:31:14

Message Thread

Anyone got any jokes about..... (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 4, 15:57:23
- Asylum seeker walks into the home office, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 16:31:14
  - lol - what a load of right wing propaganda bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 4, 17:17:21
    - lol, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 17:28:14
  - Blib (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 16:32:27
    - *blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 16:32:30
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 16:33:09
- In the last election, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 16:24:10
- Knock, knock (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 16:01:42
  - There are plenty of Shipman jokes on Sickipedia (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 4, 16:03:19
- www.sickipedia.org (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 4, 15:58:27
  - LOL Cheers IED (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 4, 16:09:13
    - That is so sick, but f*cking funny (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 4, 16:12:15
      - since when did you ever swear? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 16:32:18
        
        He wishes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 16:34:35
        
        he did put a * in fucking though. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 16:35:51
        
        Im not swearing at all this year (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 16:45:48
        
        I swear on average 4-10 times a minute, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 16:48:14
        
        I think I've sat next to you on a bus. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 16:51:33
        
        close though, I do use the 25 (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 17:10:57
        
        nah, I never say Sh*tting hell (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 17:10:37
        
        I dont think so, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 16:54:30
        
        Never been to Thorpe Marriott in my life. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 17:04:16
        
        i've found ma way nigga, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 17:06:36
        
        you are correct (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 4, 17:05:12

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