I remember a cockney mate of mine telling me a story of him and his dad at half time

at a west ham match. He didn't actually tell me the story, though he started off going

"I remamber me and me ol man once at upton park, going for pie and mash at half time......."

Straight away I burst out laughing, his face frowned and went "what?"

"pie and mash?"

"yeah?"

*laughing*

"What's funny about that?"

Me "oh yeah, down the margate, eastenders, pie and mash, apples and pears, I met Julian Dicks in a bar in lanzarote......."

He just walked off, well pissed off :)

Posted By: pants on January 4th 2007 at 11:42:10

Message Thread

ham, egg and chips (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:32:01
- Speaking of which - Riverside Chinese Buffet post-match on 3rd Feb (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 12:19:58
- Little bits of stale white bread are best for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Peculiar Swan, Jan 4, 12:14:37
- Most satisfying meal: cheese on toast and a blowjob. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 11:46:57
  - i'd prefer to wash my cheese and toast down with a mug of tea (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 4, 11:48:48
    - rofl. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:49:32
- Chicken Pathia, pilau rice and a plain nan... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 11:44:10
  - nah chicken bhuna, keema rice, plain naan (General Chat) - megson, Jan 4, 12:20:56
  - Lamb madras, pea pilau rice, potato and cauliflower curry and Keema nan (n/m) (General Chat) - Heathrow baggage man, Jan 4, 11:58:14
  - Prawn Birijani, Vegetable curry and garlic naan (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 4, 11:49:28
    - Birianyi is for fannys that can't hack real curries... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 11:54:50
    - the bottle of Cobra that would cost ?4 for a pack of 4 in an offy, (General Chat) - Heathrow baggage man, Jan 4, 11:51:40
      - nah ?3 max (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:52:34
        
        To keep scum like you away (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 11:55:41
        
        well they keep failing! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:56:15
        
        You only go with Capitals because you get slightly reduced rate... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 11:57:29
        
        so do you! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:58:06
        
        Been plenty of times without Capitals (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 12:00:17
    - oh bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:50:33
  - garlic naan you poof (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:45:08
    - 1 x Plain, 1 x Peswari. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 11:48:09
      - Peswari is acceptable too... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 11:49:06
        
        you start with poppadoms then meat samosas (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:50:07
        
        Nah... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 11:55:17
        
        i love a bit of meat me (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:56:33
        
        especially in your rear (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 4, 12:03:24
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 12:04:12
      - h (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 11:48:27
        
        from steps? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:50:57
    - Enough garlic in the curry... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 11:46:51
- To be eaten while wearing a burberry cap and lots of cheap gold, no doubt. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 11:36:32
  - Davina looked a bit council last night, (General Chat) - Heathrow baggage man, Jan 4, 11:49:52
  - I remember a cockney mate of mine telling me a story of him and his dad at half time (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 11:42:10
    - With liquor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 11:44:34
      - lovely jubbly - used to go for pie and mash when I worked in Londinium (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 12:20:57
      - Green gunge. (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 4, 11:52:52
  - accompanied by elizabeth duke bling aye (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:38:10
- Cheese and cucumber sandwiches kick arse too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 11:36:05
  - had ham cheese and cucumber yesterday (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:37:09
- sausages mash and onion gravy or fish chips and mushy peas (n/m) (General Chat) - fond, Jan 4, 11:34:59
  - mushy pea fritter (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 12:21:12
  - you must be northern (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:35:48
    - also mushy peas but no I'm anglian. (n/m) (General Chat) - fond, Jan 4, 11:44:06
    - small fact (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 11:36:45
      - weirdo (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 12:21:26
- all day breakfast with chips not hash browns (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 4, 11:33:10
  - Hash browns are the best bits! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 4, 11:48:12
    - see below (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 4, 12:01:41
  - Hash browns are the best part of a big breakfast. (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:39:27
    - fricking weirdo, hash browns make a mockery of the humble spud (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 4, 11:43:28
      - Chips for breakfast though? (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:51:48
        
        hence the all day bit (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 4, 12:00:37
  - i do like your style (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:34:08
    - if i weren't out for a curry tonight i know what i'd be ordering for dinner (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 4, 11:45:55
- in fact seeing it written down makes me hungry (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:33:06
- Yeah, Ham and Pineapple pizza (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 11:32:55
  - Deliberately controversial, yet no biters. (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:40:03
    - I mean it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 11:42:49
      - Still controversial though. (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:43:56
        
        What's controversial about it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 11:44:52
        
        Not biting... (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:48:38
        
        Haha, don't know what talking about. Are you saying fruit shouldn't be on a pizza? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 11:52:34
        
        I couldn't possibly comment! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:53:29
        
        Despite the joke, I do really like it as well (General Chat) - pants, Jan 4, 12:00:04
        
        i must agree that any pizza is RUBBISH without pineapple (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 4, 12:03:27
        
        i think i love you (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 12:06:28
        
        bumbandits the lot of you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 12:20:01
        
        a difference between satisfying and favourite (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:44:29
        
        Surely they're fairly similar. (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:49:17
        
        well done (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:51:56
        
        Thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 4, 11:52:16
- A roast dinner (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 11:32:43
  - i prefer a roast myself (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 11:34:37
    - although there's not much I dont like gastronomically speaking... (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Jan 4, 12:22:26

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