Tommy Cooper

I was on the bus with my friend and after the conductor had been round I said to my friend "If it weren't for the moustache, that conductor would look just like my wife".
"But the conductor doesn't have a moustache" said my friend.
I replied "No, but my wife has".

Posted By: Capital Canary on January 3rd 2007 at 11:51:51

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  - I was walking along with my wife the other day... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 3, 11:26:03
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        Have you ever stuffed a woman ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 3, 12:31:07

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