Users hate flash and bells and whistles - they just want the info - bang! bang! bang!

right up their faces!

The average business website visit lasts 27 seconds.

You have to design for the lowest common denominator regarding specification to make the site accessible to all.

Eyepaths, SEO etc etc

I could go on and on about this, but I won't because I am nice.

Posted By: malkybarkid on December 21st 2006 at 12:26:09

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Tedious site check request - does the text overlap the graphic on the left hand side of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:05:36
- Looks OK using Safari. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Dec 21, 13:04:08
- That is a rather tame site for a supposed web designer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 21, 12:18:57
  - agree with Malkybar's answer below... look how tame mine is... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 21, 13:16:34
  - Is the correct answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 12:20:59
  - less is more (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:19:27
    - Aren't you supposed to show off all the Flash or whatever you can design? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 12:21:26
      - Users hate flash and bells and whistles - they just want the info - bang! bang! bang! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:26:09
        
        Maybe they only look at yours for 27 seconds because it bores them to death? (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 21, 12:29:16
        
        I've just read your profile - now I understand (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:31:20
        
        Pray tell... (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 21, 12:33:37
        
        You saying that most people knock one out in 27 seconds? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 21, 12:29:06
      - Flash is the web spawn of Satan (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 12:22:34
        
        But he IS the saviour of the universe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 21, 12:26:02
        
        And he cleans floors a treat as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 21, 12:29:39
        
        Ha ha (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 12:29:35
        
        dun dun dun daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 12:27:37
        
        Harris (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:26:41
- Fine on IE7/XP/1280x1024, all latest patches (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 21, 12:09:26
  - ditto chops (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 21, 12:11:34
  - ...but... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 21, 12:10:16
    - fuck 'em (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:11:18
      - What, all of 'em? I can see the attraction with epileptics... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 21, 12:15:34
        
        all of 'em - in the ear (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:16:59
        
        But there's loads of them. Right, better go and get started if I'm going to do 'em all... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 21, 12:19:59
        
        Yes - have a strawberry flavoured 'build-up' drink and use a fluffler (female one) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:23:14
        
        both ears ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 12:22:45
        
        ...at once? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 21, 12:24:32
        
        wahay! two's up! and still room for 3 more ! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 12:28:28
- No it's fine in (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 12:08:59
  - tulipface (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:09:33
    - It's also OK on (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 12:10:58
      - fankoo (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 21, 12:19:08
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 12:08:36
- Not on XP pro, IE 6.0 (n/m) (General Chat) - ikidyounot, Dec 21, 12:08:34

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